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Old 14-02-2005, 20:55
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My first experience with oral sex....
This happened to me many years ago,

I was in the pub and I ordered six shots of whisky

"Six! Are you celebrating something?" asked the man behind the bar

"Yes. I have just had oral sex for the first time"

"Thats great! Let me buy you a 7th whiskey!"

"No thanks " I said. "If six wont get the taste of c0ck out my mouth, then nothing will "....
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Old 14-02-2005, 21:07
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lol, I hope thats not true
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Old 14-02-2005, 21:28
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lol, I hope thats not true
Mike is the truth himself....
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Im sorry Tarzan

But this time I have actually lied ...


I only asked for 4 shots of whiskey
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Old 15-02-2005, 16:04
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But this time I have actually lied ...


I only asked for 4 shots of whiskey
And then you had to suck again, because you forgot how it was or...
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Hi amigo,

Here is something i want you to keep fresh in your mind - next time you kiss a bar girl, you might as well have sucked a c0ck, because chances are she was smoking one 2 minutes before you kissed her

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Here is something i want you to keep fresh in your mind - next time you kiss a bar girl, you might as well have sucked a c0ck, because chances are she was smoking one 2 minutes before you kissed her

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He he...
That has crossed my mind a couple of times, and always make me *** in my pants....
At least it saves me the barfine and 1000bath...
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That has crossed my mind a couple of times, and always make me *** in my pants....
At least it saves me the barfine and 1000bath...

But Tarzan you don't butterfly....right?

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No... Thats why i say it crossed my mind...

Im happy here in Sweden with my little teerak and dont risk anything....
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LUCKY BASTARD.......HAVING YOUR OWN TERAK IN SWEDEN..........
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This happened to me many years ago,

I was in the pub and I ordered six shots of whisky

"Six! Are you celebrating something?" asked the man behind the bar

"Yes. I have just had oral sex for the first time"

"Thats great! Let me buy you a 7th whiskey!"

"No thanks " I said. "If six wont get the taste of c0ck out my mouth, then nothing will "....



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