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Old 20-02-2005, 17:36
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Be careful of which honey pot you stick your tongue in !

You have been warned !
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Old 01-03-2005, 17:42
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You have been warned !

hey !!
whats this for crist sake ???
can i really get this from licking pusssy ???
please dont scare me...
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Old 01-03-2005, 17:52
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hey !!
whats this for crist sake ???
can i really get this from licking pusssy ???
please dont scare me...
Have you not noticed that 50% of all boardmemers sitting at MTB do not show their tongue any more?
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Old 01-03-2005, 17:55
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Have you not noticed that 50% of all boardmemers sitting at MTB do not show their tongue any more?


I WONDER WHAT THEY REPLY TO U...

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Yeah, mine is like this for sometimes now....
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Old 01-03-2005, 20:02
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Anyone want my bagel? For some reason I'm not hungry anymore.

What was that anyhow?
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Old 07-08-2006, 19:53
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So what? what is this all about??

Getting more and more scared.

Think will be safer for me to go back room with a dog or something like it.

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Old 07-08-2006, 19:58
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I'm guessing that's thrush or oral herpes?

A common infection causing tongue discomfort is thrush (candidiasis), in which an overgrowth of fungi forms a white film covering the tongue. Intense pain of the entire mouth can be caused by burning mouth syndrome.

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So what? what is this all about??

Getting more and more scared.

Think will be safer for me to go back room with a dog or something like it.


Can´t ever happen to you, if you follow my advice i gave you already to wear a fullbody condom!! and always better to stay to thinks you are used to Hope the dogs get not infected
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Holy Crap,

Mikegb, that's some nasty Shyte! From the sounds of it, it's like having gravel rash on your tongue!

I'll be more careful where I stick my tongue next.....
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a few shots of black death will clear that lot up!!
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Hope the dogs get not infected

I hope that i m not infected from the Kazakh girl,

Must say had sex while she had menstruation, during 2 weeks and no condom because she said : NO!
(one time had blood on my torpedo).

Only thing i m sure : if she had it, i have it!!

Will do the test next weeks before coming.

Ouch!
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Old 07-08-2006, 21:07
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I hope that i m not infected from the Kazakh girl,

Must say had sex while she had menstruation, during 2 weeks and no condom because she said : NO!
(one time had blood on my torpedo).

Only thing i m sure : if she had it, i have it!!

Will do the test next weeks before coming.

Ouch!

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Old 07-08-2006, 22:46
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Must say had sex while she had menstruation, during 2 weeks and no condom because she said : NO!

Are you proud of that or why you tell us that..?

Must be one of the most stupid things i heard.... "She said NO".. And? Cant you think yourself..?

What a moron....
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Old 07-08-2006, 23:00
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Are you proud of that or why you tell us that..?

Must be one of the most stupid things i heard.... "She said NO".. And? Cant you think yourself..?

What a moron....
totally agree with you,what a twit
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Why would something So Sweet make a Tougue look like that ?

MikeGb - Maybe Thais/Thai Food really is that Spicy
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I hope that i m not infected from the Kazakh girl,

Must say had sex while she had menstruation, during 2 weeks and no condom because she said : NO!
(one time had blood on my torpedo).

Only thing i m sure : if she had it, i have it!!

Will do the test next weeks before coming.

Ouch!

OK, First you dig up a thread that is 18 months old for no apparent reason,then you follow it up with a statement that is so childish its untrue.
So you had blood on your "torpedo" You don't say!! What did you expect?
Sometimes I wonder about the mentality of this poster.

BTW, I think its time you joined a Kazakhstan forum and annoyed them instead.
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Sometimes I wonder about the mentality of this poster.



I don't, I definately think he's mental. Here is my view from 27/07/2006

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.......or....... and this is more likely, you are sitting at your computer having a good laugh at the fact that some BM's are taken in by your bullsh*t !!!!!
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I hope that i m not infected from the Kazakh girl,

Must say had sex while she had menstruation, during 2 weeks and no condom because she said : NO!
(one time had blood on my torpedo).

Only thing i m sure : if she had it, i have it!!

Will do the test next weeks before coming.

Ouch!

Thanks for shearing your well worth experiences in details with us!
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Old 08-08-2006, 01:44
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Yes i did it!

Because i was so in love with her,
i decided to trust her!

How many people here made it without condom???

I would be surprised!!

You are more fool than me!!
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Old 08-08-2006, 01:50
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Yes i did it!

Because i was so in love with her,
i decided to trust her!

How many people here made it without condom???

I would be surprised!!

You are more fool than me!!

You just don't get it do you!
We are not interested in "your girl from Kazakhstan", nor what you did with her.
This is a forum about Phuket and Thailand first and foremost.
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Old 08-08-2006, 01:58
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Ah ok ok.


Anyway i m proud to be the only one on this forum who did make so much sweet love to a Kazakh girl

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Ah ok ok.


Anyway i m proud to be the only one on this forum who did make so much sweet love to a Kazakh girl

Good for you...

Now piss off fruitcake!!!
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Boris is hilarious~!!

I don't know about you guys but I think hlq2action is just trying to take the piss out of us with his boris type posts.

Must be one of those wankers that has nothing else better to do than cause a stir on our forum.



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