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Old 25-06-2005, 23:26
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Do Thai women spoil it for you?

I guess this is a question for those guys who don't live in Thailand, but try to get to LOS as often as they can.

I grew up in the UK and I learned that the natural smell of pussy was of fish (remember the joke about two blind guys walking past a fish-factory and thinking they were in a bordello?).
This was pretty much true for all the English girls I was with back then, the only difference between them was the species of fish.

Once I got to Asia, I was gob-smacked to find that Asian pussy didn't smell, or, taste of anything. I suppose this is because of wide spread use of water (think of the bum-guns) to clean with after they've been to the toilet, whereas in the developed countries there's toilet paper only.

After getting used to the Asian way, I found it pretty much impossible to go with my white sisters. Not only is there an odour, but they think it's outrageous to have a shower before and after the deed.

So. Here's the question. For those guys who spend the majority of their time in their own country, what do you do?

Remain celebate until you get back to LOS.
Couldn't give a toss as you'll shag anything.
Get completely drunk first.
Wait until you have a head cold before trying to score.
Find a woman that you can train.

Don't get me wrong, I like caucasian women, just don't/can't shag them anymore (that's if I was free to).

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Old 26-06-2005, 01:08
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Dead Fish !

While i was growing up here in the UK the saying went; ''There are only two things which smell like dead fish and dead fish is one of them''

Then i started to hollow up the canyon and realised & fully understood the meaning behind that phrase.
It is very unusual (due to them nearly always washing before sex) for a Thai girl to have any type of ''Pussy'' odour, whereas girls from these parts do not have the same sense of hygiene ! Sure there are exceptions to this general rule and who knows, maybe some guys even prefer a little bit of flavour.

Thai girls appear to have been raised to understand the importance of personal hygiene in this region and even with their very basic washing facilities they put Western girls to shame.
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Old 26-06-2005, 01:59
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i used to have a british g/f, she was a lovely girl, but did her fanny stink!i still used to "drink from the furry cup"so to speak,but i wasn,t wise to the delights of the orient in those days!
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Old 26-06-2005, 02:58
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After getting used to the Asian way, I found it pretty much impossible to go with my white sisters. Don't get me wrong, I like caucasian women, just don't/can't shag them anymore (that's if I was free to).

Erm, would you like to re-phrase that? 55555

Personally, English women were pretty much off the menu after my first trip to Thailand. I have never been much of a carpet muncher anyway, so that was not/is not an issue.

I think that what happens is this: we ( I ) set our sights pretty high so want to have the hottest girl in school/the pub/the club. The reality is that the flash twat with his Mum's Ferrari and his Dad's money will get the really hot chick, we ( I ) will get his leavings.

We are lead to believe that this is the way of things and that our ( My ) lot in life will be a slightly mental semi-hot chick, or a perfectly sane semi-fat chick or, if you leave it late, a fat/angry/ugly/mental/frigid/ old slapper.

When you step off that plane and realise that Miss World does not have eyes for only Boxster driving male bimbos it is a revelation. English girls bag on Thailand mercilessly because Thai girls are not the fcuked up possessive, materialistic, unrealistic, pretentious, overweight, angry twats that they are.

Thailand, and Thai girls, have not spoiled it at home for me. They have spoiled it for all the fat old slappers that I used to think were a result.

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Old 26-06-2005, 04:14
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And TBH i like the taste of mild fish, not the very spicey fishy taste, but the mild stuff is nice.
I'm not really a white girl fan now, but eating pussy is eating pussy to me... as long as its shaved!!

Good honest answer however, for a 10 year old you have started early !

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Old 26-06-2005, 06:12
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i love thai girls, but i gotta tell you, i was out last night, and i love american girls too. i love girls who know how to dress really well, and alot americans have great fasion sense. i also love going out, seeing all types of different looking girls. but i do love thao girls
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i love thai girls, but i gotta tell you, i was out last night, and i love american girls too. i love girls who know how to dress really well, and alot americans have great fasion sense. i also love going out, seeing all types of different looking girls. but i do love thao girls

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In my experience of various minges, I find Black girls have the smelliest. White girls can vary greatly, Indian same as white. Thai birds minges do seem to be odourless.

Could that be because they are getting ****ed more regularly by different blokes and therefore washing it out a lot more frequently?

Lets face it, the worst smell/taste is when you get down there and you detect KY... then you know shes only just been ****ed! Thats the cue to get your head out and come up for air!
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Old 26-06-2005, 07:25
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oh yes, nearly forgot to say! I'm a big fan of plating her mingepiece right out too.

A nice fragrant fanbox with a horny delicate female smell is just the ticket to getting the old blood pumping in nice and hard. Brings out the raw animal instinct in me...... rrrrrrrrrr! luv it!

But a powerful filthy sewer stench like I mentioned on the black girl recently, well thats enough to make you cough your guts up... And its a bastard to get the stink off your fingers after!
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just read your post steve@thaib....

how spot on you are! took the words out of my mouth!
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i love thai girls, but i gotta tell you, i was out last night, and i love american girls too. i love girls who know how to dress really well, and alot americans have great fasion sense. i also love going out, seeing all types of different looking girls. but i do love thao girls

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So. Here's the question. For those guys who spend the majority of their time in their own country, what do you do?

Remain celebate until you get back to LOS.
Couldn't give a toss as you'll shag anything.
Get completely drunk first.
Wait until you have a head cold before trying to score.
Find a woman that you can train.


First question was "So Thai women spoil it for you?" Answer: Yes

As to the remaining multiple choice question: None of the above.

I don't remain celibate.
I won't shag just anything, but my standards are eons lower than in LOS.
I have a few, but just enough to lighten the mood, usually.
I don't wait for a head cold.
I am looking for a woman I can train, but haven't found one yet.

The biggest difference between pre-LOS and post-LOS is that I just won't put up with as much as I used to. I want it on my terms, or not at all. I won't play their game anymore, which is what I used to do completely. There was a time when if I was horny enough, I would jump through whatever hoops I needed to, and (within limits) say whatever I had to(short of "I love you"). Now, if I get laid, great! If I don't, no big deal! I am just not as needy as I once was, because I know that sooner or later I will be back in LOS, banging young girls the likes of which I can usually only look at here.

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No turning back

I remember a good few years ago when I was only passing through the UK on the way to LOS, two days or that and it was on the weekend so me, sis, mum & brother in law went to the local club where there was some live music.

I don't regard myself as particulary handsome but i am very outgoing & love a laugh, anyhow I was up dancing with sis & mum..mucking around like, when this young girl dancing with friends asked me for a dance ...
Well got talking like and she sat down at our table, being the gentleman I am bought her a drink
She asked where I was going that night and I said home (at that time had a house in the UK) after the club, she was very forward to say the least as she asked why not come to nightclub with her and we could go back to my place for a drink and that after nightclub.
I was a bit embarrassed with family sitting there, so tactfully replied " Sorry darling wrong colour ", well my sis spit out the drink she was taking at the time with laughter, mum's face was a picture and the poor girl got the wrong meaning by saying to me " What your gay ?" and stormed off highly embarrassed

I was just being honest as yes can look at felang girls and say that they are beautiful but just doesn't do it for me in the trouser department
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Old 26-06-2005, 13:22
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So. Here's the question. For those guys who spend the majority of their time in their own country, what do you do?

Remain celebate until you get back to LOS.
Couldn't give a toss as you'll shag anything.
Get completely drunk first.
Wait until you have a head cold before trying to score.
Find a woman that you can train.
None of the above.

Answer: Marry your steady Thai girlfriend.
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Old 26-06-2005, 14:17
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Excellent idea! I think I will.
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The only smells that I have noticed on Thai pussy is the latex smell from where they have just had a punter before me - luckily I havent yet licked them out and ended up with someone elses magumba in my gob.

As for white girls muffs being a bit smelly, then I agree, and I also quite like it. Just a slight whiff of piss, not too much, and a fairly hairy gash - great !

The only thing I dont like is when you are 69'ing and they are on top, and you get a whiff of shit from where they have wiped their bum towards their **** instead of away from it.
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Well I have to say ....no!

Sorry I don't agree! The smell of a pu**sy can also be different from the same person at a different time! White, Thai, Black......

My partner pu**y can be devine at some times and at others....not. Also depends at what moment of their cycle they are!

I licked devine white puss*s! On my last solo-trip, I had a girl, very lovely, but I tried once to go down, but quickly came back up! Not a pleasant smell at all! This was a very clean girl , showered a lot, but still not a nice smell between her legs!

Another Bg I spend some time with some trips ago, same-same wouldn't even bother!

So....some Thai woman can be very unpleasant to lick too!
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Old 27-06-2005, 09:39
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Well I have to say ....no!

Sorry I don't agree! The smell of a pu**sy can also be different from the same person at a different time! White, Thai, Black......

My partner pu**y can be devine at some times and at others....not. Also depends at what moment of their cycle they are!

I licked devine white puss*s! On my last solo-trip, I had a girl, very lovely, but I tried once to go down, but quickly came back up! Not a pleasant smell at all! This was a very clean girl , showered a lot, but still not a nice smell between her legs!

Another Bg I spend some time with some trips ago, same-same wouldn't even bother!

So....some Thai woman can be very unpleasant to lick too!

Occasionally you might get a girl whose hygiene isn't up to the usual Thai standards. But more often, if a girls pussy doesn't smell so good it is because of an infection, usually a yeast infection. Yeast is a fungus, and it takes some kind of fungicide to get rid of it.

There is chlamydia and other types of infections, as well, including the well-known STDs and also non-specific urinary tract infection. If you go down on a girl and it smells or tastes a bit cheesy, then she has got an infection, probably yeast. Better to turn back at the point. I think that if you ingest it, it may cause problems for you in your intestinal tract, if it gets that far! Or so I've read!
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Old 27-06-2005, 13:27
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Absolutely true, there can be a problem like that! But....some pu**y just do not smell good, even without having that!
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I DONT GO OUT THAT OFTEN WHEN IM AT HOME IN IRELAND.....WHEN I DO GO OUT ITS FOR A COUPLE OF BEERS WITH MY MATES...........FARANG WOMEN DONT COME IN TO THE EQUATION...I DONT EVEN LOOK AT THEM..........
I LEARNED THE HARD WAY WITH FARANG WOMEN.....
SO FOR ME........ I REMAIN "FAITHFULL "TO MY THAI LADIES!!!!!! WHETHER THEY REMAIN "FAITHFULL" TO ME IS ANOTHER QUESTION
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If you find a bad (strange) smell down there, the girl may have some lind of infection. Wearing a rubber is the least you should do, but for me, I better get another one.
Thai girls are less smelly because they like to eat fish and seafood, and less meat. Nothing about races. Try a no-meat diet for a week, and you will find yourself to be less smelly. Of course, frequent shower also helps to be less smelly.
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Diet is a good issue that has alot to do with it.

Someone also told me that since Asain women has less hair and odor is in the hair folicals that could be a reason, I don't know.

All I know is the top of my head and IJ's head smell really good.
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All I know is the top of my head and IJ's head smell really good.
ITS THAT EXPENSIVE AFTER SHAVE ...............5555555555555...................... ...
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I for one have not been with a white woman in almost 5 years...and I plan to keep it that way. Personally I just don't see the point, for what?

I have no interest in a white womans perspective, I have no interest in there culture, sure there are some fine looking white women, but there is more to life than just how much stuff you have, so I wouldn't bother.

As to the smell in question, I love the fact that my gf always showers before coming to bed and always takes care of any yard work needed long before I would take issue with it.

If one day we break up, I will search out a new thai girl and not waste time on a white one, I would rather go without then spend any resources on a white woman.
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