Pattaya

sultan · #1 30-07-2006, 18:29

I arrived in BKK at 10.30 pm. I managed to get an earlier flight that gave me plenty of time to peruse BKK before 7am and my flight to Cambodia. Another story.

However, Saturday was the night of the election and all the places were closed by the time I arrived at Nana Plaza.

Being a resourceful person, I noticed a bunch of lovely ladies standing across the street from the entrance to Nana Plaza and told the driver to let me off there.

I was in my room within 15 minutes with a few single mothers needing assistance in paying rent, and because I'm a charitable person I was willing to help them.

A few days later, I got to Pattaya around 3pm and quickly went downtown. I didn't realize most bars don't open until around 7-8pm. Since my last trip I was in the hospital most of the time because of my "dates" accident. I hope it wouldn't happen again.

I swear I must have drank at least 25 beers that night and bought 20 ladies drinks my wallets were empty. Again, I wound up getting a lady who has a moto to drive me around. I was so worried another accident would happen.

I didn't realize it until I walked out of the bar with her, that I was across the street from the "accident" girl who called me 65 times in one day asking for money. I'm not lying here guys 65 times and 40 times the next day.

3am calls 5 am calls you name it. It just wouldn't stop. I know her friends saw me.

Anyways, the next night I wanted to be a little more sober and went perusing, I think I must of spotted at least 15 stunners in this city.

I went to one bar to ask about this one lady I was inquiring about the night before and she had the night off, her friend, who was equally as hot came down and called her. She "first girl" was having her monthly visitor and didn't want to go.

The other girl said yes, but there was a little problem with the deal so I said no. Nothing against the girl, just a little hang up.

I went to another bar which promised to have the hottest women in town, they didn't. I almost barfined the waitress, but since I was sloshed and was seeing through beer goggles I stayed away from it. I think she was nice looking.

So the next day I got my tattoo, the hot chick said she would make sure I got home ok after the art work, but didn't call or answer my calls. We weren't talking at the time.

So moto girl came and picked me up and wouldn't leave.

I went to my favorite bar and picked up a short time and got another hotel quickly. Yea, it was worth it. Just upset I didn't get the other door girl, the waitress and the two from the other bar.

Now that would have made my vacation 100%.

OH MY WORD PTD is setting in again.

God I love this town.

I just wish I had more time.

IRISH JONNY · #2 30-07-2006, 19:19

GOOD REPORT MATE...........
JEEES ID HAVE CHANGED MY SYMM CARD IF AN OLE DOLL WAS CALLING ME CONSTANTLY.......55555555555............SOME OF THEM TGs CAN BECOME VERY POSSESIVE !!!!!!!!!!!
IJ

sultan · #3 30-07-2006, 19:24

But it was in Korea not Thailand she was calling me. I swear, I took a shower and she called 15 times in the 20 minutes.

Korea doesn't have sim cards, but I was thinking about changing my number to let some other poor sap get the phone calls.

555555

SMF · #4 30-07-2006, 20:17

Good report, although I feel that you have left out many details. I.e. what accident are you talking about that got you into the hospital?

Rgds,
SMF

sultan · #5 30-07-2006, 20:57

The accident happened last Christmas Eve when I visited Thailand for my first trip.

I was out until 3am with a lady from a certain popular club. She didn't know where my hotel was and asked a moto driver take me and she would follow.

She took around a corner and I guess ran into a building or something, shattered her ankle and wrist. She was in the hospital for three days and I was kind enough to help her with her hospital bills.

It gave me something to do during the days when I wasn't doing photography work.

She just became psycho after I left. So I was trying to avoid her at all costs this time.

Not really, I did go into the bar, but it was dead and only had a few dancers.

I just didn't want a repeat this time with a lady with a moto...I didn't want to spend Christmas day all over again in the hospital.

crazyswede · #6 01-08-2006, 00:17

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Originally Posted by sultan

God I love this town.

I just wish I had more time.

Belive many many falang agree with you there "Sultan"