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24-09-2006, 08:48
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Plane tickets bought, question and story
Yesterday I bought my plane tickets, using my air miles. I just had to pay for the airport tax. Now Korean Air, doesn't make things easy. They didn't take a foreign credit card, they didn't take a bank to bank transfer (like most companies do in Korea). I had to take a bus across the country (5 hours) and a 1 hour train ride to get the tickets.
 Question: I wonder how many guys would be interested in a service delivering flowers and presents to your gf's in Pattaya? Valentines, Christmas and Birthdays. Just curious. I'm just taking a survey to find out if it would be feasible or not. I have the website up, photos and everything. Let me know what you think. If it sounds like something you would be interested in I will advertise here. I only have to add the billing and advertise. STORY  WARNING: This story contains references to the most disgusting thing in Western Civilization. Please proceed with caution and a bit a humor. It may be scary to some. Now let me tell you about the disgusting part of the day. I decided that after I got the tickets I would go get an Oakland Raiders sports jacket. To do this I would have to go to some stores outside a military base. When I got there, I noticed that it must have been whale season as three white whales were marooned outside Starbucks drinking coffee and feeding. Now, I'm not what we call skinny myself, but these three heffers must have weighed in at 200 kilos each. My Lord, someone call the World Wildlife Fund to help these stranded cattle. The only thing I could think of was either they were married to Captain Ahab or Jack Sprat. Then I almost lost it. Why would someone want to go to the College of the Atlantic to find a wife? I mean, they were disgusting. Sally Mashed Potatoes and the Grazing Crew. They were eating oats and barley. One of them stuffed their nose into the plate like it was a feeding trough. So I'm staring at the herd when Beanpole Harris comes walking over to them and plants a wet one on Petuna Pig. He sees me looking at them in digust and reaches over and grabs her utter. He smiles at me like he just harpooned Moby ****. Well take the Great White back to Marine World and don't let it out again. I mean Nanu, Shabu and Orca would make a great show, but let them use Sweating to the Oldies on a concrete floor on the first floor. Run Forest Run  I know the saying "more cushion for the pushing", but this is more like all cushion. I wonder if they sit around the house, they really sit around the house. Or if the Two Tons of Fun wear high heels that dig three inches into the ground. Word of advice for Slim, make sure there isn't a ceiling fan running when you mount Harriet Hippo. So I'm shaking my head and decide to walk off from Fat Girl Three, when Ella the Elephant looks at me and says "Hey Sexy, you wanna f&^%? It's only $200 dollars for a short time." I looked at the Titanic and said "The only difference between you and a Holstein is about 3 lbs. (1.5 kilos) and I bet the only difference between you and the Titanic is only 800 went down on the Titanic." I turned around and walked off. The Guernsey stood up and pulled out her udder and said, "You will never have this. I bet you're gay." I turned around and said "I would never want it from you Groucho (referring to the moustache below her snout)  . I have videos and references if you want to prove I'm not gay. I'm just not desperate."I swear, these beached whales think that they are a novelty overseas with these desperate servicemen.  I just wonder, what are some of these guys thinking marrying something that fat and disgusting ?Thank God I came to my senses years ago. Friends don't let friends marry cows, pigs, great whites, whales, mashed potatoes or anything else that may scare you.  60 days. 
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24-09-2006, 09:34
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There are ton's of flower delivery services to Thailand available on the net, it's no where a niche anymore you need to poll for ;-)
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24-09-2006, 10:29
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So these were farang ******s in Korea ??
Kinda hard to believe.. Especially competeing against all the flippers in the kareokes near the mil bases..
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26-09-2006, 21:03
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Bored Housewives most likely.
Whilst I was stationed in Okinawa on two occassions several housewives and (another member of the family that is not to be mentioned here) were arrested for making their services available to local Okinawans and Japanese.
Guess what, they weren't of the Asian Sensation flavor. They were of the caucasian flavor that Asian men desire. I'm sure that these mastadons were just bored and looking for a way to make money while their husbands were at work or on deployment. Ella and the Elephants were pretty disgusting and probably thought since the flips charge so much, they could find a few servicemen who "are in need" and willing to spend a few dollars to get their fill. Pretty disgusting if you think that someone would go to the circus to find Jumbo and her two twin pacoderms. I should have went into one of the gift shops and tried to find a cow bell for Clarabelle and the two Holsteins. They probably would have started shaking like they had mad cow disease or something. I wonder what Slim Pickings saw in the three tons of chewed bubble gum. Run Slim Run The Fat Blubber three ...oh man I'm still shaking thinking that someone would either marry them or forbid...i say something bad on this site...I'm getting sick just trying not to write this next line ....someone would want these wooly mammoths...oh, no...stop the insanity
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26-09-2006, 21:42
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True, but they gave me alot of fond memories back in the 1980's. I failed to mention I bought me a Red Sox jersey (not much better after September this year, I think the total now is 16 Red Sox jerseys, one jacket, one pullover, four caps and one mink blanket.) and I bought two "Sultan 69" jerseys for some lucky thai chixs this fall. Speaking of the Raiders sucking...How can a great team like the Raiders, Cowboys, 49ers, Packers, Bears and Redskins all have the same fate? They all were great teams and now they suck? Can't figure.
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26-09-2006, 21:45
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i think you are trying to get on my good side with all that red sox stuff!! good job, keep it up. add a few patriots and celtics jerseys and ill be impressed!!
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26-09-2006, 22:12
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If you want some
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I used to be a minority owner of the Celtics. LOL. While walking down Walking Street in July, I was wearing my red 2004 Red Sox jersey (with the world series patch) and someone in the crowed yelled "Go Sox." That wasn't you was it? If it wasn't it was at least a very smart tourist. Anyways, jerseys are only $25 in Seoul. Winter jackets are $40 dollars, I'm heading back next week. No, I'm not going back to see two ton tessie and friends. If I do this time, I will throw them a few peanuts to distract them. Here is my Sultan jersey I bought and the Sultana 69 jersey for one of the ladies.
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