Mongering In Ban Chang, then Sattahip

[farangbuffalo]

These places are about 30-40 km away from Pattaya. Suay mak mak!

For those of you that don’t know, Sattahip has Thai and navy bases and it appears most of the local males are employed at the bases.
I haven’t managed to monger properly yet in Sattahip, as I am the only farang on my road I try to keep my image clean to prevent future problems. So far all the girls I have brought back (not many) have been late at night when the nosy neighbours are in bed catching flies.

When I meet a fellow addict I usually pass on an open initiation and offer them to stay round for a few days as I am grateful of the company. My only company is one lizard and two dogs it’s like talking to a brick wall. The lizard does **** all; he just looks at me and scares my ladies- which is always a laugh. I then have to point out the lizard’s territory and I promise them he never breaks it, maybe because if he does break the territory there will be feeding frenzy compliments of the dogs.

Chuckwell001 took a gamble and agreed to stay at my house, I told him how beautiful it was being surrounded by wildlife and mountains always raping the horizon therefore making the view picturesque, I even have frogs that sound like car alarms and they start rattling before the clouds smother the sky and rain falls. Who needs weather stations when you have wildlife warning you?

Chuckwell001 is staying for 3 days, I will write about the two so far

Day 1 Ban Chang

Yesterday we went to Ban chang as chuck wanted a lady, the first bar we seen with the most girls we stopped the motorbike and grabbed a lady each on the way into the bar, it suddenly dawned to me that it was a thai karaoke bar for thai people. Smoking was ok and we sat at the primary school plastic covered tables and plastic chairs. I tried to order Thai whisky and lipo, but a whole bottle was presented. That wasn’t a problem, the ladies helped themselves to the drinks and we also brought them a few drinks that they don’t get paid for.

It was very clear to us that the ladies were willing to give us a shot, she also mentioned that many farang walk past but never go in! That wasn’t surprising due to the hard seats that are presented in front of you and the fact that it’s a Thai karaoke bar. There English skills were nonexistent which is expected and acceptable. Once me and chuckwell finish the bottle of poison, we get up to go find something more pretty and perhaps a kiss and a cuddle. (I don't mean with chuckwell001 either!)

We decide to walk to the ST style farang bars and as I pass some of the usual haunts I cannot see a lady that I want to share my bed with, I was hoping drink would make me less choosy, bearing in mind I live here and I don’t care if I don’t get a lady that night, it’s not like when you are on holiday trying to shoot up anything that smiles at you. I knew that a lot of these bars seem to rotate the ladies, you have to pop your head in the door and look, there is no point asking, they always lie and say there are many ladies inside. We find a bar and chuckwell gets first dips as he is on holiday, he chooses a little cute minx and she is rubbing his **** – maybe she is making a wish? Her groinal disturbance works and chuckwell decides to barfine her before he’s even taken a sip…

Two girls are groping me up and I ask where is my man drink, both girls had bodies that I definitely didn’t travel half way round the world to see! I was polite to them and tried to avoid them by talking with two farang that were playing pool, one of them has been coming to Thailand for years and he spends 75% of the year here, however he has never been to Pattaya and he has been warned that the ladies grab you and hassle you… I didn’t realize that was a bad thing? That is something I did travel around the world to be part of.

Both ladies are still swarming around me trying to attack my groinal area and unsurprisingly I didn’t get even a semi. Normally I buy a lady drink but I won’t do it, as I don’t want to send out the wrong message and I wasn’t getting any pleasure, from her pattaya handshake.

Chuckwell001 decides to barfine the little spinner, when they stop eating out each other’s mouth, chuckwell001 decides that one lady is still one lady short, he asks her if she is willing to partake in the pleasures of another women and she agreed. So we move along the street and meet the Midnight Wanker (see barstool banter thread) A very attractive lady is standing outside a bar and after walking down the road a bit, I decide I would turn around and go and talk with her. When I get inside, a girl who looked about 14 sat next to me and I stood up trying to make it clear my interest was focused on the pretty one… as I am standing there a girl playing pool is really giving me the eye accompanied by smiles, she wasn’t pretty, but I accept less standard offset by a good attitude.

The pretty girl came walking past again and suddenly common sense was out the window and the little fella took control, so I asked her if she wanted to come back with me.. as soon as I told her Sattahip she declined my offer of hospitably. So I was yet again poo-ying-less and we had to walk past the midnight wanker again, I thought, mate I’ll be joining you later at this rate.

We wondered down the road still in fits of laughter about the midnight wanker, and chuckwell001 decided to pop his head in a bar that had no ladies outside. We went inside and 3 Russians were having a good time, and the music was trendy and loud. A few of the girls were top less and just in their pants, the girl semi naked wasn’t a girl I would normally choose, but I thought if that girl is capable of doing that then I think she is dirty enough to accompany me. Then suddenly everyone went outside and the party was as dead as my sex life later that night.

I already knew that bars in ban chang closed at 12 midnight, I know most guys in pattaya are still having breakfast at this time, but in ban chang there isn’t enough farang customers to justify it being open any later, however if the bar has customers they are prepared to accommodate them until the drinks stop flowing… so going down after 12 midnight won’t be a dead cert but it’s likely one bar will still have seats, ladies and drinks available.

I doubt you will see girls wondering around, from what I gather they don’t get wages just free accommodation, so they live above the bars.. my theory ban chang bar girls are not greedy like pattaya bar girls as they earn less IMO.

So with all the farang bars closed, I was safe in the knowledge that the thai karaoke bars (at the start of the street and round the back) are just getting started. Chuckwell001 still wanted another lady for company but we knew at a thai karaoke this would be less likely. I ask a girl that I think is really pretty to sit next to me and she agrees, we just brought lots of thai whisky and the girls and us just helped ourselves, I was trying to work on this girl to go with me, but she says she doesn’t go with guys but she likes me, so I sat with her and persisted, I promised her a bed to stay in and I won’t try and **** her. From what I gather she isn’t that type of girl, so I harvest her number for future records, I really have to stop doing that because I have so many numbers and I have no idea who is who anymore.

Chuckwell001 starts teaching one of the hosts Japanese, one minute she is lying across a thai mans lap then next minute she is talking to us, she is trying to keep us all lively, one of the thai men seemed to try and motion “my lady” over but that wasn’t happening, I did say its not a problem, but she continued to sit it out with me, there is none of the extreme filth going on like in a soi 6 bar, just people talking and having a good time, one thai man seemingly followed me to the toilet and decided to start a conversation, but I just couldn’t really understand him and I don’t know why. I decided I would sit and talk with him for a while rather than sit next to “my girl” and be in a state of confusion about her signals.

The host that chuckwell001 is talking to, is getting more and more pissed which is definitely a good thing, she agrees to a three some. Now this is where we screwed up, the logistics..

[farangbuffalo]

We had my motorbike, and because 12 km is too far to walk we needed another one. The drunk hostess and the bar fine decide to travel together later, I was also promised the company of the pretty no go girl. So me and chuckwell001 are driving home discussing about if they will turn up or not. I honestly believed they would, but only the drunk girl had chuckwells001 number so I have no idea if the number she had would connect her to chuckwell001’s phone or not.

On the way home I see a standard thai girl in the petrol station seven11 and I swap numbers, I was hoping this would be my back up later, despite the fact the time was getting towards 4 am and despite the fact she appeared to be a regular girl.

Anyway we end up going to sleep alone, the night was fun, but the actual mission failed.

You could say why was it fun? Because its different!

This is the spinner chackwell got from a farang bar in ban chang, the photo is taken in a thai kareoke bar, she changed a little when she was in the kareoke bar.



This is the girl that wouldnt go, she looks more pretty in real life, i have her number, might persue her





Some random thai man, very rare they are as nice as him



Here is chuckwell talking to one of the hosts, she is a student learning french,
she agreed to go back with chuckwell001 and his lady but i think she was too drunk in the end.



Day 2 in Sattahip is coming soon

[Dupree00]

Sounds like a fun night.
You look like the bass player in Nirvana.

[nelsonone]

Don't know why you were wondering if you'd have a hard time of it in Phuket FB.....you'll do fine in the bars and nightclubs provided you are prepared to speak (i mean english ok...thai would be even better) to the TGs without making an ass of yourself...

I dive quite a bit down around that area...Samae San in particular.....the Mermaids diveboat goes out every Wednesday afternoon and quite often when we arive back at the pier early evenning there are a group of gals hanging around sniggering behind their hands looking for a pick-up

[farangbuffalo]

Originally Posted by nelsonone

Don't know why you were wondering if you'd have a hard time of it in Phuket FB.....you'll do fine in the bars and nightclubs provided you are prepared to speak (i mean english ok...thai would be even better) to the TGs without making an ass of yourself...

I dive quite a bit down around that area...Samae San in particular.....the Mermaids diveboat goes out every Wednesday afternoon and quite often when we arive back at the pier early evenning there are a group of gals hanging around sniggering behind their hands looking for a pick-up

Were these girls nice?

Been learning thai for 2 years now, i am lower intermediate. my reading is ok, my writing has gone down hill. So i get by pretty well in thai bars.

[nelsonone]

Originally Posted by farangbuffalo

Were these girls nice?

Been learning thai for 2 years now, i am lower intermediate. my reading is ok, my writing has gone down hill. So i get by pretty well in thai bars.

well they were just the local fishing village gals....and I'd say on the young side too.....flirty + immature.....but beauty is in the eye of the beholder

what I meant about the Patong vs Pattaya thing is that it is still like shooting fish in a barrel in Patong.........but they just don't jump out of the barrel and land in yer lap as often as they do in Patts.....you wouldn't spend time by yourself in Patong unless you wanted to....especially with some thai