Muff Diving

[Cadmonkey]

Lads

I'm booked up and going to Pattaya for the first time in Mid September.

Now I'm a newbie and after reading some of your threads regarding the dangers of sh*agging without wearing a raincoat, I was wondering is it safe to muff dive?

I love going down on a lady returning the oral gratification but is it safe or a taboo? Any advice. Or shall I just bring some Listerine to gargle with after the event just to be on the safe side?

Any pointers to how much the BF are and How much LT should cost. Also which bars have the best shows to see if you know what I mean.

Your wisdom will be most appreciated.

[fernando]

hi cadmonkey .. i have been to pattaya many times and go muff diving quite regular !
i'm still alive and never had any complications {touch wood} always wear a **** sock though ! bar fines are 200-300b in beer bars and 500b in go-go bars ! head to marine disco on walking street at about midnight and you can pick up in there no problem with no bar fine ! 500-1000b short time 500-2000b long time ! i tend to keep away from freelancers the last one i got was tooting yaba in my room and acting like that girl out of the exorcist ! if you want anymore info feel free to ask but you will love pattaya

[IRISH JONNY]

Hi Pal.........
When You Go To Los You Will Find Yourself Having More Showers Than Sex.......
One Is Always Washed Down Before The Action Starts...so The Pussy Is Always Clean.
Ive Muff Dived Most Birds Ive Been With In Los And Am Still Around To Tell The Tales..........
Enjoy Your Tour And Keep Us Posted............
Jonny

[fernando]

a tg on my last trip rang my hotel for a week after i had muffed her ! when she finally got hold of me she said she enjoyed me licking her p*ssy that much she needed me too do it again ! they love it ! i would sooner go down on a tg than a farang bird i'd pulled on a night out at least the tg will be freshly showered and not smelling like grimsby docks

[Tarzan]

If it smells cheesedoodles, dont do it..

[Cadmonkey]

Thanks for the Info Guys.

I shall indeed as they say, Let my tongue do the talking

Less than 2 weeks to go, Here's to drinking out of the furry cup.
I'll let you all know how I get on.......& off .......& on..........& off........

[IRISH JONNY]

Originally Posted by Cadmonkey

Less than 2 weeks to go, Here's to drinking out of the furry cup.
I'll let you all know how I get on.......& off .......& on..........& off........

NEVER DRINK OUT OF THE FURRY CUP...............
YOU GOTTA GET THE MAC3 TO THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!
THEN TASTE THE DELIGHTS OF LOS HAIR FREE..................

[Cadmonkey]

I stand erected.......I mean corrected

I shall try drinking out of the fur free cup instead.

Does anyone have a link or website to book a Taxi/Limo to Pattaya from BKK Airport? And what is the going rate.

Cheers

[ahyes]

I'm finding that most of these TGs don't want to be eaten. it's almost like they don't want to O. I mean one i was eating actually kept stopping me everytime she came close, WTF is up with that! Maybe because if they O, then they became emotionally involved or are afraid to show they're actually enjoying it when it should be only work to them.

when i do eat, i only contact their clit, nothing more. i don't let any juices touch my tongue and i spit out and mouthwash after. remember, you're eating what all the other men have also corrupted. i just your turn...

[butterflyblonde]

Originally Posted by ahyes

I'm finding that most of these TGs don't want to be eaten. it's almost like they don't want to O. I mean one i was eating actually kept stopping me everytime she came close, WTF is up with that! Maybe because if they O, then they became emotionally involved or are afraid to show they're actually enjoying it when it should be only work to them.

when i do eat, i only contact their clit, nothing more. i don't let any juices touch my tongue and i spit out and mouthwash after. remember, you're eating what all the other men have also corrupted. i just your turn...

I have always found the oppsite , most bg's i eat out usually force my fcukin head right in there while they squirm about and start to tremble.

As for not letting the juices touch your tongue , what are you ? some kind of fcukin magician ??

[IRISH JONNY]

Originally Posted by butterflyblonde

I have always found the oppsite , most bg's i eat out usually force my fcukin head right in there while they squirm about and start to tremble.

As for not letting the juices touch your tongue , what are you ? some kind of fcukin magician ??

ALL I CAN SAY IS "SAME SAME"
I USUALLY GET "LOCK JAW" COZ IM DOWN "THERE" SO LONG..
JONNY

[Allybabba22]

Originally Posted by ahyes

I'm finding that most of these TGs don't want to be eaten. it's almost like they don't want to O. I mean one i was eating actually kept stopping me everytime she came close, WTF is up with that! Maybe because if they O, then they became emotionally involved or are afraid to show they're actually enjoying it when it should be only work to them.

when i do eat, i only contact their clit, nothing more. i don't let any juices touch my tongue and i spit out and mouthwash after. remember, you're eating what all the other men have also corrupted. i just your turn...

Ahyes, Are you taking the piss? Never even mind los ive never met a chick that didnt want me to go down and they all loved it, Maybe your not doing it right, You should stick your face right in there and use your tounge like a viberater it has'nt failed me yet

[Paddy]

I try to get my head in so deep that I can parade around the room wearing her like a hat!

[butterflyblonde]

Originally Posted by Paddy

I try to get my head in so deep that I can parade around the room wearing her like a hat!

HAHAHAHA fcukin hilarious Paddy , thats almost happened to me in the past by accident

[IRISH JONNY]

If you learn to breathe through your ears it makes it easier ! LOL

[IRISH JONNY]

See this is what sometimes happens I'm here in Phuket in an internet cafe and yet 'm log on as Irish Jonny. Don't know how it happens maybe he has'nt logged out ?
p.s. the above post is from me err, sorry Jaws

[butterflyblonde]

Originally Posted by IRISH JONNY

If you learn to breathe through your ears it makes it easier ! LOL

Or stick a straw up your ****

[Diver69]

Ha Ha. Very funny. I will try it next time.

[IRISH JONNY]

Originally Posted by IRISH JONNY

See this is what sometimes happens I'm here in Phuket in an internet cafe and yet 'm log on as Irish Jonny. Don't know how it happens maybe he has'nt logged out ?
p.s. the above post is from me err, sorry Jaws

HOLY SHIT............
6 WEEKS LATER...........MY SPITIR IS STILL IN LOS?
THANKS FOR LOGGING ME OUT JAWS...............
MUST HAVE BEEN THE NITE I WAS WRITTING THE EMAIL FOR THAT BG.GOT A SLIGHT BIT DISTRACTED..........
JONNY..........
P.S. U FORGOT THE CAP LOCS...........

[domifletch]

Originally Posted by IRISH JONNY

HOLY SHIT............
6 WEEKS LATER...........MY SPITIR IS STILL IN LOS?
THANKS FOR LOGGING ME OUT JAWS...............
MUST HAVE BEEN THE NITE I WAS WRITTING THE EMAIL FOR THAT BG.GOT A SLIGHT BIT DISTRACTED..........
JONNY..........
P.S. U FORGOT THE CAP LOCS...........

Same you Jony. More than 3 months back home and this f.cking Post LOS Syndrom is still in me. It is like an obsession, and I hope to have more things to do at work soon. It is like I didn't feel at home in my own country.

Last May, I had a lot of fun with a BG on my last week. We kept in touch afterwards and one day she told me she was getting married with a UK guy. Since that, I still keep in touch with her, but only like a friend. I try to help her to find find married UK-Thai couples on the web who cold help her to not feel alone once she will be in UK, and I have found. Our friendship is now stronger than the relationship we have had before as there is no more money subjects in our conversations.
What can I say? Except it is maybe better to stay friend with a BG than to be a lover, if ou cannot get married with her and bring her to home.

So now, I have a good TG/BG and I know that next time it will not take more than one hour to find a BG ready to make me happy

Life is like that. Fantasy is not real life and maybe it is easier to live for me than for this UK guy, even if I hope the best.

[dawsey]

Originally Posted by butterflyblonde

HAHAHAHA fcukin hilarious Paddy , thats almost happened to me in the past by accident

Hell BB she must have been a BIG girl