Pattaya

thaiad24 · #1 30-06-2009, 14:59

Any BM's got any suggestions?

My vote goes to the Soi 7 open air bar toilets where the guy happily hands you 1 square of toilet tissue in exchange for 5 baht and then expects you to crap in a furnace with a broken door lock (holding it shut with one hand), squatting over a hole, with a barrel of dirty water to keep you company! Given that i have the shits most days in Thailand, makes for a interesting experience

Talbotman · #2 01-07-2009, 00:45

the ones in the middle of soi 2 are also a nightmare experience smelly/waterlogged/and boling hot thank god for the honeypot/and classroom2000 bars 5555

22sye22 · #3 01-07-2009, 01:49

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Originally Posted by thaiad24

Any BM's got any suggestions?

My vote goes to the Soi 7 open air bar toilets where the guy happily hands you 1 square of toilet tissue in exchange for 5 baht and then expects you to crap in a furnace with a broken door lock (holding it shut with one hand), squatting over a hole, with a barrel of dirty water to keep you company! Given that i have the shits most days in Thailand, makes for a interesting experience

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dan boy · #4 01-07-2009, 01:51

For the next man, It's usually the one i have just come out of........

Halley G · #5 01-07-2009, 04:19

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For the next man, It's usually the one i have just come out of........

have to agree, just had a scuttery one, went everywhere bar the ceiling

Masterwoodsman · #6 01-07-2009, 06:05

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Originally Posted by Halley G

have to agree, just had a scuttery one, went everywhere bar the ceiling

When i said salts i didn't mean somersaults !!!!

typhoon · #7 02-07-2009, 00:23

cant be many worse than good old soi croc toilets in patong lol

cant say ive seen many dodgy ones in pattaya but i always manage to time my immodium intake quite well so get to 'dump' in the hotel lol

blueeyes · #8 05-07-2009, 15:08

heh i actually thought the toilets in mikes shopping mall were bad ,was glad i were wearing shoes and not flip flops/sandals when i had to go visit that facility

steve w · #9 05-07-2009, 18:26

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Originally Posted by typhoon

cant be many worse than good old soi croc toilets in patong lol

cant say ive seen many dodgy ones in pattaya but i always manage to time my immodium intake quite well so get to 'dump' in the hotel lol

so i take you don't get the BBQ outside the soi croc toilets then

Halley G · #10 06-07-2009, 00:06

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Originally Posted by Masterwoodsman

When i said salts i didn't mean somersaults !!!!

explosive dihaorrea it was

mabulox · #11 25-07-2009, 13:43

Hello Guys

Sometimes a pics its better than onethousands words ... Enjoy internet toilet in Soi Bhuakhao

Mabvlox

nelsonone · #12 25-07-2009, 14:43

been in a couple of soi 6 toilets that would kill a brown dog on entry

Mr Paddy · #13 29-07-2009, 22:28

My toilet in me room after a couple of days on the sang som/mai tai liquid diet...

...then realising theres no toilet roll in it after its too late

5555

I do like the bum gun but sometimes ya just want a bit of good old fashioned paper

Waharoa · #14 29-07-2009, 22:36

A crowded public swimming pool... everyone sees you run to the "open air" toilets.... whereupon the noise of the diarrhoea leaving my ass and hitting the bucket/walls (and probably ceiling) is heard by all... you hear the murmurs... "what's that noise mummy.............?"

There is a deathly hush...

You know they'll all be looking when you come out... so I come running out and do a big dive-bomb into the pool... and come up with a big smile on my face... had the pool all to myself that afternoon....