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Old 13-08-2006, 19:42
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met her on the cb radio (remember those?)


Oh, oh, you should of "Had yourself a convoy".

What a film!
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Old 13-08-2006, 22:53
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Oh, oh, you should of "Had yourself a convoy".
What a film!



had a fuuck instead! 55555555555
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Just turned my 13 year. A freind and I met some chaps at a resort in Sweden skiing trip. My freind Ingeborg was 12 at the time and the two boys were 20 and 21. It was'nt her first time and she started the move on them after several 'sodas' and a little hash. Definitely a crazy wild scene as we ended up switching back and forth betweenst the two swedes. At about 5 am Ingeborgs mother came in and caught the whole scene and really snapped...threatened to give the boys up to the constable...whoa they were gone like the wind.
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Mine was actually working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, When I met her. I picked her out, I shook her up, and turned her around, then turned her into something new...................But twenty nine years later on I've got the world at my feet! Success has been so easy for me. But I never forget it was me who put her where she is now and I now I think I need a poo!
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Mine was actually working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, When I met her. I picked her out, I shook her up, and turned her around, then turned her into something new...................But twenty nine years later on I've got the world at my feet! Success has been so easy for me. But I never forget it was me who put her where she is now and I now I think I need a poo!


Bloody cocktail waitresses.........same same me Danbar.....In fact I think that yo may have met Sandra.......my first gal too.........


Do you know what she told ME when she said that we were breakin' up....

I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
That much is true
But even then I knew I'd find a much better place
Either with or without you
The five years we have had have been such good times
I still love you
But now I think it's time I lived my life on my own
I guess it's just what I must do

OMG ........ I have never understood WTF she meant until you filled in the first verse for me..........

Ok ok......I'm off!!!!
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5555555555555 Nice one Nels, good to see someone picked up on my little dit from the girls and boy with the big hair from Sheffield. I still like that song from the 80's and still wear tank tops!

My first actual 'experience' was with the Mother of the girl I was walking around Rochdale with my tongue hanging out after. Her Daughter was playing hard to get and I probably couldn't wait any longer!

I do know I was on the sofa (Being PC and not molesting said Daughter upstairs) I do know copious amounts of Vodka had been drunk and the Daughter must have crashed out upstairs (My excuse anyway, especially with a hunk like me asleep on the settee!) The Mother came down in the middle of the night, literally dragged me off the sofa onto this really cheap nylon shag pile (No pun intended or implied) in front of the gas fire and I was fantastic of course, Mr Lubba Lubba at age of 'nearly' 16 and to this day I am still waiting for the skin to grow back on my knee caps! The pain, the pain!

I did eventually boff the Daughter, I just kept plying her with more vodka until she fell unconcious and as the song goes "The 5 years we then had were such good times" as she had an even better looking older Sister and I was seeing her on the side as well! I had to join the Army for a rest!

I was like one of those little pink bunnies with brand new duracells! Honk Honk!!
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I was 13-14 and she was 17. Ginger girl with freckles a bit like one of those Tamworth pigs (she was pretty) I remember being amazed at her ginger pubic hair. We did the deed in her dads allotment shed on some muddy potatoe sacks. All that mud and blood was like the first day on the Somme.
I spent the next 3 weeks shitting myself as she thought she could be preggers. Needless to say as soon as she got the all clear we were at it again only this time a mate of mine (Philjit if you are reading) nicked a huge box of Johnnies from the local family planning clinic..... happy days
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It was my 15th Birthday, and on the night I got 2 "presents" if you get my drift. My GF, then her friend (who then became my GF)....It was all drunken and I was probably rubbish but nevertheless it goes down as the No. 1 and 2.
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i was 16...she was 25 with 2 kids. met her on the cb radio (remember those?)

What was her 10/20 Rubber Duck ?
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13 year.. with an friends older sister..
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I was 24 years old first time and it was 1992,

was so nice and since that time I have been there 16 times more. . .

This thread is about 'when you lost your virginity'.
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Well, it all started in 9th grade study hall. My buddy sat next to me in the front of the room, and a girl name Karen C. was shooting us the beaver. We kept turning around to look, so it was impossible to be discreet about it. But instead of getting mad at us for looking up her skirt, she gave us a big smile. It was probably also the first time I ever saw a girl give me that kind of look. Sexy!! "Hello hansum boys!"

I had seen Karen around but have never met her since we had gone to different grade schools, even though she lived only two blocks from my house, because I went to the Catholic school for 8 yrs. So I had never spoken to her more than a word or two. She wasn't a popular girl, either. Her father had died; he was a policeman, shot in the line of duty, and her mother worked at the local deli counter, so they were poor by local standards. As a girl, she wasn't pretty, but now in ninth grade she had suddenly turned into a girl with a full-fledged woman's figure, so the rules of the game had changed.

The bell rang and my buddy says to me that he is going to hook up with her. He said he had talked to her once before and she seemed pretty friendly, so no doubt she was hot for his ass. He wasn't too smart, but he had balls of steel, and thought he was God's gift to the girls, although none of them seemed to share his opinion as he was a good deal chubby. I went on ahead and he waited by the door to grab her on the way out, and lay his smooth lines on her. A few minutes later he caught up to me at my locker. I said half-jokingly, "So when's your big date with Karen C.?" He said, "Well, the girl obviously needs her head examined." "What do you mean," says I. "Because she wants to meet you," said he, somewhat chagrined. "You have a date with her today at her house at 4:00 after school!! Her mother will be at work and she'll be alone waiting for you." I could hardly believe it, as I don't think I had ever even talked to her, except maybe a shy hello in passing. I guess she had a thing for redheads.

My buddy actually walked me over to her house after school, giving me words of encouragement, trying to pump me up, telling me this was my big chance because, as he put it, "Everyone knows Karen is hot for it." I wondered who "everyone" was and why I had not been one of them until just now. He wished me luck, said, "Go for it, man. Don't chicken out on me. Call me tonight, I want to hear every detail." Then he rang her bell, and took off.

Karen met me with a big smile, sexy as hell, and invited me in. She had one of those low sultry voices, like a real woman, like few girls have at age 14. I was so nervous, I could hardly speak, but she ushered me to the sofa, and got us some cokes. We started chatting about school, but from the way she was looking at me, I could tell that wasn't what she was really interested in. Pretty soon I couldn't take my eyes off of her breasts, which were immense. As she leaned in towards me, showing off her ample cleavage, I felt as if I were falling down into the valley between her ripe, firm breasts.

Karen may not have been very pretty, but she certainly wasn't ugly, either, just different-looking. Actually, years later, after we were grown up, I thought she turned out to be a fairly nice-looking woman. But she just didn't look like a 14 yr old girl. She looked like a 30 yr old sexpot masquerading as a 14 yr old girl. She kept moving closer until we were touching, and she rubbed up against me like a cat. Then, finally, she leaned in and kissed me. Things heated up very quickly after that. When I got her blouse and bra off, I was totally dumbfounded by the sight of her amazing tits, and I honestly have never seen a better pair to this day. I was absolutely in heaven when I began sucking on those babies. Soon thereafter, she got way turned on, grabbed me, pulled me off the couch, and it was off to her bedroom.

I really had no clue as to what to do next. After some making out, she told me to pull off her tight jeans. Then I saw her phenomenal legs. She was a leg man's wet dream. Although she was just a tiny bit soft in the belly, except for that she had probably the best body I have ever seen in my life. Perfect tits, legs, and ass. The body of a real sex goddess. In later years, when she became the head majorette for the high school band, I would drool over her body, out there marching around the football field in her sexy little majorette costume, her weighty tits bulging in the trim jacket, as if straining to pop the gold buttons and announce their luscious presence to the assembled fans, as the skin tight skirt showing off her perfect legs and ass for all the world to see. And I'd be thinking happy thoughts then, of that first day with her.

I fumbled around a bit, I was so eager, and somewhat in a daze. She coached me along, as it was obviously not her first time. Finally, though, she started to get impatient with me. It was now or never. I was a little scared, since I didn't have a condom, but, what the hell, I thought, I may never get a chance like this again, and, what a disgrace if I blew it! After all, my buddy would be calling me for a full report, and I couldn't let the guys down! The moment of truth had arrived. I took the plunge!!!

Life has never been the same since that day. I have been a sex addict ever since. It has led me to saving up all my money for trips to a strange foreign land where people talk funny, have brown skin, and eat weird, hot, spicy food, just so I can hear the young girls cooing to me as I walk through the wanton streets and alleys, 10,000 miles from my home, saying in their sing-song voices, "Hello-o-o, hansum man? Where you go-o-o? I go with you-u-u?" Who or what had led me to this hedonistic life of sin and degradation in the fleshpots of the heathen Orient? A wee bit of the blame goes to my chubby little buddy, Dorney. But most of the credit goes to that womanchild/sex siren, Karen. Thanks, Karen!! I'll never forget you.
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Life has never been the same since that day. I have been a sex addict ever since.

I think that maybe you were addicted before this night JayBee. Ok, if you want to make this story your pivot point then so be it, but for the most part... you are born with addictions, like the rest of the population. It's up to you... what you do with them.
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I think that maybe you were addicted before this night JayBee.

Er-r-r-em, afternoon, actually!
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Wow ! What a thread..
I think I was 17 and she ( very ugly by the way) around 16 years old.
I was a cook and she was a dishwasher. We made our first time in the staff toilet after reading an hardcore magazine.
First times are un forgetable!
I still remember the name and pictures of that magazine!
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Too young to climax, old enough to get it up and I am sure too small to break the virginity. 11.

After that a long pause till I was 17.
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hmmmmm if my memory is right the first full penertration, i was 17/18 id been a good boy (not for the lack of trying mind)
she was 36 the mother of my mates girlfriend,we had all been out drinking ,she was well of divorced and had a snooker table room and she potted me under the said table.
saw her for a couple of years after that and have to admitt she was a very good teacher.
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After Darlington v Torquay 75-76 season!

15 ! Met up with my new girlfriend Ruth who was a very well-developed 16 (one year higher than me at school) at the Darlington-Torquay match in early 1976 - fish and chips on the way home - then on the spur of the moment behind some bushes on a bit of waste ground . She came prepared (I wasn't her first)! It wasn't the best by a long way but we lasted 6 months through the hot summer of '76. She was a woman and I was a boy but she certainly gave me the taste for the "good thing" in life. Ah.... a taste of honey .

Where the bushes were is now somebody's front garden. I can't help smiling when I drive past when I'm back in Darlo (must check what the score was of that match......).

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i was 16, met the right girl at the age of 18, Married her after 2 years, after being with her for 18 years i went to thialand twice in the same year,

Now happly divorced

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I was 15 she was 17. It was on the 7th green at Sunnycrest Golf Course. A par 3. Maybe that's why I'm such a good putter.
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I was 15 she was 17. It was on the 7th green at Sunnycrest Golf Course. A par 3. Maybe that's why I'm such a good putter.

Was it a hole in one, or did you hit the bunker first ?.
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Was it a hole in one, or did you hit the bunker first ?.

I chipped it in off the fringe. Birdie
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I chipped it in off the fringe. Birdie

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