HHPlc. CEO

[dawsey]

Due to the current CEO of HHPlc being seen to have no powers of observation, (http://www.phuket-info.com/forums/344070-post41.html), members have asked for a vote of no confidence, and a vote here for a new CEO.

I personally would like to see former founder of HHPlc, Alfie, returned, as he is definately the man on the spot, so to speak, and provided he can stop pestering long enough, should make a worthy replacement.

Please place your vote above.

[whuakito]

Yes... HHplc should be rightfully returned to the rightful owner - ME![/quote=alfie]

are all the debts paied up,if so you get my vote .

I may consider re-hiring Mav, on a sub contract basis when he visits LOS, as his talents at blabber jabbing are second to none... [/quote=alfie]

remember that, me and k2 have bought shares,so b4 you consider hiring mav ask please

I am the man on the ground in Bkk, what can Mav do from Oz??? Apart from use his "Selective Memory [/quote=alfie]

mav's memory is fu..ked up I agree,but he still has some talent,furthermore he's moving to china,so closer to the spot.

vote mav the man of the year guys.

[K2]

Sammy - we as shareholders need to consider to to extract maximum value out of this entity. The current brain dead CEO Mav has failed to call an AGM, pay dividends or even buy the esteemed share holders a drink!!

I have no desire to interfere with the day to day running of this company - but I must see a significant return on investment - even my JGB's (Jap Gov Bonds) yielding 1.8% look sexy in comparison to performance of HHplc - however that shwed move of buying a significant stake at 2 satang seems to be paying off on capital gain side at least despite last weeks 40% plummet.

Further capital needs to be raised via a secondary placement - so perhaps Mav should be ear marked to head up a China unit once he has be rehabilitated. Alfie does have some (minor) merit in that he is BKK based so able to observe and oversee operations nationwide - however his previous ineptitude and lack of professionalism do raise serious concerns.

No we need fresh blood - Major Tom is my recommendation - fit - able to shake off severe physical hardship and committed. He should be appointed as CEO (and of course no-one remembers that he is a Hasher - which brings with it the benefit of global networks).

One further point to consider is that of competition from very organised outfits such as that of MrDK. A timely response to this crisis in confidence is needed.

[IRISH JONNY]

has to be mav..............

[seafox]

I think Alfie should be the new CEO as Mav, for his own good, needs some time out of the office.

I think Bono should be appointed as a special assistant to the new CEO as he has shown an innate ability to get his money's worth out of every situation (ie staying at hotels with free mini bars, who cares that the hotels cost 5 times more than one where you have to pay for the mini bar), has been able to get to the bottom of things (his glass, Areeya, etc.), his picture will look good on corporate billboards and on the newly proposed nationwide TV ad campaign sponsored by Rosso (sorry Denver & Dodger, he is prettier than both of you combined), and he will follow the CEO anywhere (LB Bars, Guess Bar, etc).

[whuakito]

I have no desire to interfere with the day to day running of this company - but I must see a significant return on investment - even my JGB's (Jap Gov Bonds) yielding 1.8% look sexy in comparison to performance of HHplc - however that shwed move of buying a significant stake at 2 satang seems to be paying off on capital gain side at least despite last weeks 40% plummet


day to day running is to be taken into account as well,so as not to see the annual return investiment paied up with empty bottle.aktung your jgb's look sexy because a certain guy called jap 20 is taking care of 'em


Further capital needs to be raised via a secondary placement - so perhaps Mav should be ear marked to head up a China unit once he has be rehabilitated. Alfie does have some (minor) merit in that he is BKK based so able to observe and oversee operations nationwide - however his previous ineptitude and lack of professionalism do raise serious concerns.



as I said b4 mav is moving to china with is sweet half, so, closer to the spot, moreover I heard that the so called guy in bkk is looking for a part_time job, my last investigation brought up some rumors. the guy in bkk pm.ed the thai private eye investigation for a job on evening hours, yes he likes those evening hours to spy the girls at the bar,or is it called bar crawling.


No we need fresh blood - Major Tom is my recommendation - fit - able to shake off severe physical hardship and committed. He should be appointed as CEO (and of course no-one remembers that he is a Hasher - which brings with it the benefit of global networks.


could be with you on this one about majortom love the guy,had a few drinks with him also,only prob, is that I doubt about the hash thing


One further point to consider is that of competition from very organised outfits such as that of MrDK. A timely response to this crisis in confidence is needed.


don't fear mrdk we will get him on our side, and put him on salary

[dawsey]

Hmmmm 10votes so far, but only 6 different posters. Is someone using a proxy vote here?
I smell corporate corruption here.

K2 a very detailed post but you overlook the fact that Hashbashing is currently on the rise, and your favoured candidate has yet to propose how to take the company forward.

[dawsey]

Sammy, please use the "quote" facility correctly. I am having trouble deciphering your eloquent text, and that of K2 who is banging on far too much about his Hash candidate. 5555555

[whuakito]

Originally Posted by seafox

I think Alfie should be the new CEO as Mav, for his own good, needs some time out of the office.

I think Bono should be appointed as a special assistant to the new CEO as he has shown an innate ability to get his money's worth out of every situation (ie staying at hotels with free mini bars, who cares that the hotels cost 5 times more than one where you have to pay for the mini bar), has been able to get to the bottom of things (his glass, Areeya, etc.), his picture will look good on corporate billboards and on the newly proposed nationwide TV ad campaign sponsored by Rosso (sorry Denver & Dodger, he is prettier than both of you combined), and he will follow the CEO anywhere (LB Bars, Guess Bar, etc).

to me mav needs some more time IN the office.

BONO huuum bono ', me thinks the only thing he was interested to, was the mini bar,thats why I think that if we let those 2 guys run the company <bono & alfie > we will get paid with empty bottles

[MrDK]

Originally Posted by whuakito

don't fear mrdk we will get him on our side, and put him on salary

PM me the details.
Money talks.

[whuakito]

Originally Posted by MrDK

PM me the details.
Money talks.

then your bound to be on salary.

[MrDK]

Originally Posted by seafox

I think Bono should be appointed as a special assistant to the new CEO

If Alfie becomes CEO and Bono the assistant then all corporate efforts will be revolving around fisse and letting out puppets. Also I would be concerned that the conference room will have a sign with the word "Guess" on the door.

[dawsey]

Just a minute........................

I don't recall MrDK being on the official voting list!

Maybe a little editing of the official list could squeeze you in MrDK. But the chance of having such a highly coveted position of CEO of HHplc, would mean far more time spent dealing with the day to day business of running this global organisation. The question is, are you up to it?

[Iltis]

me vote goes to Alfie. he's in the heart of the action and is in a position to supervise everything.

MajorTom would be a good choice as well...but he's a hasher (bash the hash)...i'm not sure the other employees (all hash-bashers) at hhplc would respect his authority.

alfie as CEO and Bono and Mav as his left and right hand...whatever that means...55555

[MrDK]

Originally Posted by dawsey

Just a minute........................

I don't recall MrDK being on the official voting list!

Maybe a little editing of the official list could squeeze you in MrDK. But the chance of having such a highly coveted position of CEO of HHplc, would mean far more time spent dealing with the day to day business of running this global organisation. The question is, are you up to it?

A. I have not voted
B. I would not want that job
c. I was dragged into this and only participating because I see potential money on the table.
D. I have followed the HHplc as an outsider and do find their marketing and PR campaigns laughable. When you inquire about their services you are either told that they have absolutely no promotional material or that they are just too busy.

[dawsey]

Originally Posted by MrDK

A. I have not voted
B. I would not want that job
c. I was dragged into this and only participating because I see potential money on the table.
D. I have followed the HHplc as an outsider and do find their marketing and PR campaigns laughable. When you inquire about their services you are either told that they have absolutely no promotional material or that they are just too busy.

Hmmm, despite your denials MrDK, I am convinced you are still coveting this prestigous position within HHplc. However, your post is thoughtful, and does open up the possiblity of a position as salaried Marketing Manager. Obviously, this position too would have to go before the shareholders and directors to discuss, but are you ready to get onboard?

[MrDK]

Originally Posted by dawsey

Hmmm, despite your denials MrDK, I am convinced you are still coveting this prestigous position within HHplc. However, your post is thoughtful, and does open up the possiblity of a position as salaried Marketing Manager. Obviously, this position too would have to go before the shareholders and directors to discuss, but are you ready to get onboard?

Money, Roger .... Money ... show me the money!!!

[dawsey]

Originally Posted by MrDK

Money, Roger .... Money ... show me the money!!!

I'm afraid I have no access to company accounts MrDK, but Mav can maybe fill you in on that small detail.

With the global prominence of said company at its highest (about to break the top 100 performers Im told) money is of no consequence to the kudos gained by this wonderful job offer.
I do assume that your CV is fully up to date and ready to be emailed at notice?

[MrDK]

Originally Posted by dawsey

I do assume that your CV is fully up to date and ready to be emailed at notice?

By CV, I assume that's what the Yanks call a resume. To tell you the truth, I have not written one in 22 years. Every job I have been offered, including the one I accepted 3 weeks ago, have been based on my reputation ... not creative writing.

[whuakito]

[quote=dawsey;
I do assume that your CV is fully up to date and ready to be emailed at notice?[/QUOTE]

do send the entrance fee as well.

[MrDK]

Originally Posted by whuakito

do send the entrance fee as well.

Where I come from it is called Sign-On-Bonus

[dawsey]

Originally Posted by MrDK