Phuket Thailand - Paper or water????

MrDK · #71 27-07-2007, 03:42

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Originally Posted by dawsey

Here you go.

Great find there Roger. The "Using the Bum-Gun for Dummies" is even more versatile than one could imagine.

You apparently can use a Bum-Gun to create dynamic web pages and additional useful tools come on a CD ROM. In my household I use the same devise to clean dishes ... maybe that is one of the tools.
Absolutely brilliant.

dawsey · #72 27-07-2007, 03:50

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Originally Posted by MrDK

You apparently can use a Bum-Gun to create dynamic web pages and additional useful tools come on a CD ROM. In my household I use the same devise to clean dishes ... maybe that is one of the tools.
Absolutely brilliant.

Yeah, well I couldn't be bothered to photoshop all the text on the page.
Maybe Im not so precise as yourself?

MrDK · #73 27-07-2007, 03:54

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Originally Posted by dawsey

Yeah, well I couldn't be bothered to photoshop all the text on the page.
Maybe Im not so precise as yourself?

Easy, this wasn't a critique, but rather a humorous observation.

dawsey · #74 27-07-2007, 03:56

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Originally Posted by MrDK

Easy, this wasn't a critique, but rather a humorous observation.

Oh right

Apologies

Captain · #75 27-07-2007, 15:39

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Originally Posted by MrDK

Great find there Roger. The "Using the Bum-Gun for Dummies" is even more versatile than one could imagine.

You apparently can use a Bum-Gun to create dynamic web pages and additional useful tools come on a CD ROM. In my household I use the same devise to clean dishes ... maybe that is one of the tools.
Absolutely brilliant.

I know where you have to put that CD.

eur11 · #76 27-07-2007, 16:37

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Originally Posted by Captain

I know where you have to put that CD.

Where??

Captain · #77 27-07-2007, 16:47

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Originally Posted by eur11

Where??

There in only one place it fits (oops... only thought about men, not female BM's) close to the bumgun and paper destination.

edje123 · #78 31-07-2007, 05:05

At first i thought it was for cleaning the toilet or your hands

Got told what's it really for, and i must admit it's quite handy. Although i never use it in public toilets, only in my room. After two trips i am not yet a true bum gun master. At the moment i tend to soak most of the bathroom when using it.

kinda of topic, but then again :
this one night my teerak told me : "when hab no man, i play water" "yes my dear, that's ok", i replied (not having i clue what she was talking about)
Later on it got to me that the bum gun is actually a multi purpose device.

thaitan · #79 02-08-2007, 18:23

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Originally Posted by edje123

At first i thought it was for cleaning the toilet or your hands

Got told what's it really for, and i must admit it's quite handy. Although i never use it in public toilets, only in my room. After two trips i am not yet a true bum gun master. At the moment i tend to soak most of the bathroom when using it.

kinda of topic, but then again :
this one night my teerak told me : "when hab no man, i play water" "yes my dear, that's ok", i replied (not having i clue what she was talking about)
Later on it got to me that the bum gun is actually a multi purpose device.

Your teelak must be very horny or does not get many farang that she has to use a bum gun to play with her self

erik1 · #80 02-08-2007, 19:05

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Originally Posted by thaitan

Your teelak must be very horny or does not get many farang that she has to use a bum gun to play with her self

Why do you feel the need to insult everyone?

nelsonone · #81 03-08-2007, 06:51

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Originally Posted by thaitan

Your teelak must be very horny or does not get many farang that she has to use a bum gun to play with her self

come on mate...you are talking about Edje's girlfriend (teelak)here....not nice

IRISH JONNY · #82 03-08-2007, 13:24

water for me...........then a quick rub of the paper to dry my a55........ij

Tommychrk · #83 03-08-2007, 13:40

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Originally Posted by IRISH JONNY

water for me...........then a quick rub of the paper to dry my a55........ij

Same same and back home I miss it!! Not sure if they have it here though....

IRISH JONNY · #84 03-08-2007, 15:11

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Originally Posted by Tommychrk

Same same and back home I miss it!! Not sure if they have it here though....

I KNOW TIM [PENTIRE] TOOK 3 OF THEM HOME LAST TIME HE WAS IN LOS AND HAD A PLUMBER FIT THEM.........

Nanook · #85 03-08-2007, 15:16

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Originally Posted by thaitan

Your teelak must be very horny or does not get many farang that she has to use a bum gun to play with her self

First me, now Edje! Who is next???

If you don't have anything better to do...

edje123 · #86 07-08-2007, 01:46

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Originally Posted by thaitan

Your teelak must be very horny or does not get many farang that she has to use a bum gun to play with her self

Not really the reply I was waiting for, just found it funny when she told it, and wanted to share it with all of you.
It's a public forum so you should be able to express your mind freely... so no hard feelings

tnx however to those who reacted in a more constructive way

ashley · #87 12-08-2007, 05:27

Don't even know if I would know how to use the water? An odd custom I just never picked up.

ub2yoo · #88 13-08-2007, 14:43

To extend the water or paper question, what about "Sit or Stand" ?

That one is taken onboard Emirates Airline.

Scotty · #89 02-01-2008, 19:26

Bum gun followed by gentle dabbing with paper (which i go to the supermarket to buy good kleenex or a quality brand as I hate the stuff they put in the hotel rooms)
That said sometimes a crap is too traumatic and a good shower is in order with heaps of cold water aimed at the.....followed by a cup of tea, a lie down and a quiet prayer.

nacha · #90 02-01-2008, 19:29

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Originally Posted by ub2yoo

To extend the water or paper question, what about "Sit or Stand" ?

That one is taken onboard Emirates Airline.

that one is great!

MadNomad · #91 07-01-2008, 13:15

Havnt used before but ill try and pick some of these rolls of toilet paper before my trip......sounds fun!!

bdiddy · #92 28-02-2008, 00:27

the water is to cold for me to even try to get the whole aim part down

thms7722 · #93 29-02-2008, 10:58

Paper for me, I don't know for me personally I can't get the darn thing to work right and I just don't feel comfy with a wet **** walking around in the hot sun all day. (talk about chaffed) So since the topic is "paper or water" to the guys who prefer the "BUM GUNZ" what do you think about the little plastic bowls next to the mason tubs (you'll probably only know about this if you visited the parents of a Thai girl or actually live in LOS) the ones where you have to scoop what seems to be rain water and then splash it. Now that takes some years of mastering!