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20-08-2005, 02:27
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You would think the guy would be smart enough to realise that talking to her friend for a few minutes will make the BG happy while yanking her arm out of her shoulder socket makes her lose face and be unhappy, which might translate into a night of subpar fun. Her fun and well being can translate into more fun. You treat her like an object and you get what you deserve.
Diz, Captain, and a few other BM's have said they will BF their BG's friends so that they can all have fun together and that their BG's really appreciate it and show their appreciation later on. And no matter what a woman has done to me I will never hit her. I did not like all the vendors trying to sell me stuff but it could be a lot worse.
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20-08-2005, 12:32
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But Denver.. does this mean they are not Union Jack speedos ??
Dissapointed.. I thought you were stylin..
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20-08-2005, 14:05
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20-08-2005, 14:40
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With one exception.. I have known some mad mad *****es.. My mate is married to one scary fighter who has chased him with a stanley knife all round town..
If being attacked it is acceptable in my world to defend yourself with minimum reasonable force.. Of course that doesnt mean a fist in the face !! The idea you would never strike back when being attacked by a mad drunk woman holding a knife / rolling pin / somtam pestle / etc doesnt fit to me.. Sorry..
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20-08-2005, 15:11
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Sef, understand what you have said and totally agree, I would never punch any woman with the only exception being self defence and if no other option of reasonable force was stopping me from getting seriously hurt. Notice I put punch because a good slap on the jacksey once in a while doesn't do them any harm.
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20-08-2005, 15:37
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I've plenty of rolled up socks for down the front or maybe a banana 'borrowed' from the breakfast bar! A pair of flip-flips (My two left feet again!) my BA Baracus Bling collection of genuine Egyptian gold and I might just go the whole hog and have my perm re-done! Oh Baby! Bangla won't know what's bloody well hit it!! Are those girls wet yet or what?
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20-08-2005, 15:53
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I think you have finally found the secret of how to stop getting tailors to ask if you want to get measured up..
The poor fella will be traumatized for years..
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20-08-2005, 21:05
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When I read this I had a flashback to an old "Only Fools and Horses "episode. It was involving a Nightclub singer called Tony Angelino, he had the "big" hair,fake tan, bling, and I think, a sock in a strategic place. It wasn't you in a previous life , or was it ????????
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22-08-2005, 16:39
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He couldn't pronounce his r's and sang Tom Jones songs. Del Boy picked his songs and his finale was '' The Gween Gween Gwass of home'' 
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Bai na rock (nalock) is go to hell..
Bpai yeat mare is go **** your mother but thats a serios one.. If you want to kick off that usually gets things nice and heated.
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23-08-2005, 18:14
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! more small thing ,,talking to a bg all night and the moment a group of japanese tourist plonk there bums down at the same bar..all the bgs are on them like flys around a dogs bum..leaving you all on your lonesome
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24-08-2005, 19:33
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I know what you mean though. Not one for offensive T-Shirts and all that but what else could we put on a T-shirt for public consumption out there. I'm looking at having "DO NOT DISTURB - Take my wallet if you must but leave me enough for a taxi" printed on the back for when I am face down on a bar somewhere!
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24-08-2005, 20:39
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25-08-2005, 02:24
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Double pricing
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Hi everyone. I didn't want my first post here to be negative but me and my friend got bitten by this one on the first day and even though i was sceptical i went along anyway for '90 minutes' presentation of the Hotel Absolute on Patong which turned into 3.5hrs of hard sell marketing, just to win a f***ing t-shirt, and a 'star prize' of a holiday with so many strings attached it might as well have been on Tracy Island... Really got the holiday off to a bad start, but it was an important lesson in not being taken for a ride and it opened our eyes which was good.
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04-09-2005, 20:31
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05-09-2005, 01:05
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1) Tailors
2) Farang girls staring badly at u and at your Thai girlfriend.
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05-09-2005, 02:06
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1.......very small banannas 2.......coming home with a mozzie bite that takes an age to heal 3.......trying to explain to people that you can find pink elephants |
