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11-11-2005, 09:46
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Bored To Tears With Thai GIRLS?
Fifteen years of living in Thailand, on and off......
Somewhere along the line I "lost it" when it came to Thai WOMEN.
The squeeky little voices; the "I no hab boyfren" bullshit; the money-grabbing; the whole ****ing phony bullshit trip.
I crossed the line recently: I arranged a meeting with a drop-dead-gorgeous Thai LADYBOY (I met her through a contact service and pretty much fell in love.
Why?
Am I a homo?
HELL, NO!
But this wonderful "girl" is far more feminine than any Thai woman and when I want fellatio, "she" gives it to me with a smile.
"She" cooks for me; "she" washes my clothes by hand; "she" keeps my apartment clean; "she" cuts my hair; "she" gives me manicures and pedicures; "she" is WONDERFUL. And "she" is NOT "high-maintenance" in any way, shape, or form.
"She" is an incredible joy in my life.
I would like to hear from others who have been through this same type of sea-change.........
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11-11-2005, 10:28
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Originally Posted by New Mexico
Fifteen years of living in Thailand, on and off......
Somewhere along the line I "lost it" when it came to Thai WOMEN.
The squeeky little voices; the "I no hab boyfren" bullshit; the money-grabbing; the whole ****ing phony bullshit trip.
I crossed the line recently: I arranged a meeting with a drop-dead-gorgeous Thai LADYBOY (I met her through a contact service and pretty much fell in love.
Why?
Am I a homo?
HELL, NO!
But this wonderful "girl" is far more feminine than any Thai woman and when I want fellatio, "she" gives it to me with a smile.
"She" cooks for me; "she" washes my clothes by hand; "she" keeps my apartment clean; "she" cuts my hair; "she" gives me manicures and pedicures; "she" is WONDERFUL. And "she" is NOT "high-maintenance" in any way, shape, or form.
"She" is an incredible joy in my life.
I would like to hear from others who have been through this same type of sea-change.........
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This wouldn't be a poor attempt at hiding an add for your (weird) website would it ??? 
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11-11-2005, 11:54
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Originally Posted by New Mexico
Fifteen years of living in Thailand, on and off......
Somewhere along the line I "lost it" when it came to Thai WOMEN.
The squeeky little voices; the "I no hab boyfren" bullshit; the money-grabbing; the whole ****ing phony bullshit trip.
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Replace Squeeky voices with a raspy mans voice and your describing a ladyboy.
Dont know anyone thats taken up with a ladyboy because "she" cooks and cleans for them, get a maid and then you wont have to bum a man!
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11-11-2005, 13:02
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check this out.........
www.fagboy.comm .........not a real websight i hope??????????
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11-11-2005, 14:40
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Originally Posted by New Mexico
Fifteen years of living in Thailand, on and off......
Somewhere along the line I "lost it" when it came to Thai WOMEN.
The squeeky little voices; the "I no hab boyfren" bullshit; the money-grabbing; the whole ****ing phony bullshit trip.
I crossed the line recently: I arranged a meeting with a drop-dead-gorgeous Thai LADYBOY (I met her through the contact service of http://www.ladyboyblue.com) and pretty much fell in love.
Why?
Am I a homo?
HELL, NO!
But this wonderful "girl" is far more feminine than any Thai woman and when I want fellatio, "she" gives it to me with a smile.
"She" cooks for me; "she" washes my clothes by hand; "she" keeps my apartment clean; "she" cuts my hair; "she" gives me manicures and pedicures; "she" is WONDERFUL. And "she" is NOT "high-maintenance" in any way, shape, or form.
"She" is an incredible joy in my life.
I would like to hear from others who have been through this same type of sea-change.........
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I have to agree with Mav!! Definitely looks like a plug for website!!! 
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11-11-2005, 15:19
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I prefer Thai girls thank you very much.
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11-11-2005, 15:24
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Am I a homo?
HELL, NO!
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This reminds me of that joke. "I'm not gay but I think the guy I'm fcuking is."
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11-11-2005, 22:19
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... and when I want fellatio, "she" gives it to me with a smile.
"She" cooks for me; "she" washes my clothes by hand; "she" keeps my apartment clean; "she" cuts my hair; "she" gives me manicures and pedicures; "she" is WONDERFUL. And "she" is NOT "high-maintenance" in any way, shape, or form.
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She may not be high maintenance but I bet she thinks you are!
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12-11-2005, 02:51
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Seems to me that all you want is a servant , or possibly free publicity. 
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14-11-2005, 01:11
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In the Navy
With tastes like yours you should have joined the Navy and become a steward! 
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15-11-2005, 15:03
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Eden Club in BKK
Hi friends,
I was in BKK on 6th of Nov untill 10th Nov.
After reading many news about Eden Club I really wanted to know what it all about.....
Belive me I would say it is really a "EDEN GARDEN". The girls out there are really good at their work No 7 was excelent.
I made visit 3 times and still wish could go more.
I also suggest DOWN UNDER a Aussie Bar right in front of Eden Club.
The boss Rob is a cute guy and the bar is very good with pretty women around you and no pain. Men that want to drink in style can diffenetly visit this one ..... Roger
Can any one suggest me a good place to find a nice thai women ?? I will be in Bkk in Dec...
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15-11-2005, 18:02
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I have to admit that I find Thai LBFM's to commercial and full of crap soemtimes compared to other SE Asian LBFM's but I would still prefer one over a LB anyday of the week (The nights on the other hadn a separate matter  )
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03-12-2005, 12:23
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Don´t care as long "she" has a pussy and breasts.
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03-12-2005, 12:36
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whats a LBFM?
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03-12-2005, 15:27
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your kidding right?
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03-12-2005, 16:03
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Nope, tis true, Little Brown Fcuking Machines
(This is not a title advisedly used on visa applications  )
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03-12-2005, 19:22
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wow, thats nasty!
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05-12-2005, 00:43
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wow, thats nasty!
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surely you know all the abbreviations benjy?after all you have 215 posts so far?
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05-12-2005, 00:58
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I know but I always thought it stood for lady boy something something.
Seems a little crass to me, I understand sex for money etc... but it just seems, I dont know, rather base.
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I know but I always thought it stood for lady boy something something.
Seems a little crass to me, I understand sex for money etc... but it just seems, I dont know, rather base.
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LBCM-little brown cuddling machines has a nicer ring to eat, but then wed have to lower our manhood a little. but i like the sound of it, because i do think they cuddle better than they fu** most of the times
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05-12-2005, 13:57
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LBCM-little brown cuddling machines has a nicer ring to eat, but then wed have to lower our manhood a little. but i like the sound of it, because i do think they cuddle better than they fu** most of the times
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They are the cuddling champions of the world  , but then they are pretty damn good at fcuking also!!! 
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05-12-2005, 20:47
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I know but I always thought it stood for lady boy something something.
Seems a little crass to me, I understand sex for money etc... but it just seems, I dont know, rather base.
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LBFM the term seems to have been around for Donkeys years! I am guessing Captain Cooks blokes came up with it when they landed in somewhere like Tahiti or something!! "Ye Gads Cap'n lookee atee thoseee Likkle Broon Fornication Machine things on the shore holding water melons!! Hang on, those ain't water melons!!!"..............Splash as the first one went overboard and the rest as they say is history!! Probably!
Whereas my ex wife was a BFFB! But that's another story! 5555555
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05-12-2005, 20:55
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I know but I always thought it stood for lady boy something something.
Seems a little crass to me, I understand sex for money etc... but it just seems, I dont know, rather base.
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I agree with Benjy, don't like the term even though its been around for ages because it dehumanises them and is degrading. Not getting on my high horse or anything but wonder how we would feel with a little abbreviation in reverse.
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06-12-2005, 03:58
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I'm with you there Dodger, and well said Benjy, it's a horrible label.
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has a nicer ring to eat
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Nicer ring to it.. Best fruedian slip I have read on here !!
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