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[seaniy]

Hi i hope i manage to trim this down so as not to become tiresome,i anticipate the responce allready "no you failed mate "
I stayed in the luxurious Rajah for 5wks Aug despite what people say i enjoye the decrepit timewarp aspect,the boy on site there seemed to be
working 22hrs,the lady running floor 7 seemed to sleep on site and nothing was ever too much trouble,the Eastern european girls where parked up also
same floor,lost a bit of time in there company talking and laughing at some of
the antics they experiance.Bit of a grave yard existence but nostalgic,i awoke many a nights saturated beleaving i was previously a tunnel rat.
Anyway for all the choice in the vicinity,Plaza,carpark,annies blah blah yak yak i met the scruffiest and most troubled lady on soi4 i would bye her drinks
from the st vendors then take her for foods,after 7 11 iwould drop her Lumphini Park.Every morning she would be sat outside and i would take her
to the the food cart,some days she was the only reason i would exit the hotel
she must have lost hours but was allways upbeat and philosophical about her situation.
Iknow now her "friend" Noi introduced herself ,she possesed imppecable english and also not typicaly Thai in apearence she was wearing a massive attitude and ajoke bra to match,the 1st thing she said to me was "your an ugly bastard"arent you?,she also seemed to be experiencing abit of a recession.eventualy and obviously Kai was transported to Lumphini Park on a more permanent basis by Noi.Consequently and unwittingly i aquired a room
mate, apparentley she said the Rajah was aformer hospital and also built on a grave yard "not good we stay here",so we went traveling for 1 month so scared was i.
I was aware she had a 64 years american poncer,who was some kind of authority on HIV and that was is business in Thailand she also said he was
due in Bangkok shortly.She seemed reluctant but i sugested it was propably best to go back.I was anticipating my departure in Hualamphong when she
presented her knowing self "come monkey boy i have taxi .
We arrived Soi4 5am Kai was sat defeated and beaten looking outside subway
Noi starts rattling on about what such agood time she has had blah blah yak yak,she charged off towards her card reading friends there was alot of laughter and a familiar feel that i was propably the turn,i could still see Kai.
Noi translated for me that what they where saying is "Kai have biggest problem HIV" she had told me already her problems.
I insisted the next day that she was to meet the USA man in Gullivers,she said i must also come along just incase he doesnt arrive,he did and i found myself some distance away,when i had the oppurtunity i told her i would move on and good luck,however we found ourselves in the same room cockadoodle doo time.Iwill fast forward as only a real pro can walk away unscathed.Alot of shit happened.
Back in the UK i received all the familiar heart renching txts emails,contemplated my futile meaningless exhistence at one point,very close to the edge ha.Then i received an unexpected email from the USA man requisting my opinion on her suitability as awife?and where exactly was i stacked in relation to her life?
"ething no where "i told him i was a puff and that our relationship was purely platonic just travel companions.
Imade Noi aware of the correspondence i was having with USA and unintentionaly found myself medeating for a period of 3 months they are now married and living in Khon Khaen happily,iam happy for them but unhappy i was distracted from my friendship with Kai the simplicity of friendship

[marc26]

did you go to school in England?

the writing is atrocious

[sishow]

Im sorry, but I have no idea what you are trying to say. Very strange post!

[seaniy]

Iam sorry Shishow it is only a trip report and i was trying to say that MSN EMAIL can actualy be benefcial sometimes,Happy endings. MARK26 yes you are correct english arseacation iam stupid

[ub2yoo]

Originally Posted by seaniy

Iam sorry Shishow it is only a trip report and i was trying to say that MSN EMAIL can actualy be benefcial sometimes,Happy endings. MARK26 yes you are correct english arseacation iam stupid

I'm stupid, too...after trying to read through it for 10 minutes I still don't get it completely;-)

[willieboy63]

I thought i was on the wrong web site for a moment!I was just thinking we needed some new starter threads,but i didnt expect that!

[StaffsShot]

Tell you what Sean, i`ll have 10 Heinekens and tequilas chased down by a black death and then re read your post.

It might make sense then but I doubt it

[retepg]

Add my name to the list of those who do not understand. It may be trendy to you dude, but try using normal English...

[Raval]

The replies are funny though. And I must admit I couldn't finish reading also.

Cheers,

Raval

[Nanook]

This post is a piece of crap and I have no clue what he is trying to tell us .

[Hobbsy]

that was like trying to read someones puke.

[steve w]

didn't notice any carrots in it,innit

[seaniy]

Allright boys your awfull excitable.I have Catholic education delivered by the Christian Brothers in Cork?.I think it was Brendan Behan who said to the english "you take away our language and inflict your language on us but still we effing conquer you" James Joyce,Oscor Wilde ,and Bob from USA in Pussys Bangkok etc,etc,obviously i should have paid more attention.There is no English language now..
Iagree i have read the thread since and it is a load of shite,a lesson to be learnt in haisty writing.

[Tarzan]

Originally Posted by seaniy

Allright boys your awfull excitable.I have Catholic education delivered by the Christian Brothers in Cork?.I think it was Brendan Behan who said to the english "you take away our language and inflict your language on us but still we effing conquer you" James Joyce,Oscor Wilde ,and Bob from USA in Pussys Bangkok etc,etc,obviously i should have paid more attention.There is no English language now..
Iagree i have read the thread since and it is a load of shite,a lesson to be learnt in haisty writing.

It just get better and better,...55555555

Can any english speaking BM translate this for me...?

[Dupree00]

He's doing a Jack Kerouac "On the Road" Yank Beat 1950's style writing. Never comes up for air Speed Freak. vrooooommmmmm!!!!!!

[MrDK]

I started translating in into Swedish Håkan, but after reading it out loud it sounded just like the Swedish Chef from the muppet show, so I saw no need to finish it.

[Thai Kwan Do]

i think the OP [adhd] was raving someting about":

i was staying at this cheap charly hotel , with some old cleaning lady , and some eastern European ******s
and i gave food and some drinks to some old BG , so she would give it to me for almost free .
her friend NOI , told me i was a total dumb ass , so i traveled a month to find a good room to stay in

Noi has some guy with HIV from the US and now she got it to ,
i banged her , and have it myself

i meditated for 3 moths ,got my hair weaved and beaded and i realized i shouldn't smoke pot [hashies ] for a prolonged period of time

ergo: I'm a tree hugging hippie, and should be killed

[inthemode]

Hey guys you don't understand it?

It's the classictale of a broken down hiv infected prostitute who meets a guy who digs that stuff they travel around and then he leaves and she meets a sponsor in the US who dosen't know her symptoms and marries her and they live happliy ever after ....for about four more years.

Do you have pics?

[sishow]

Originally Posted by inthemode

Hey guys you don't understand it?

It's the classictale of a broken down hiv infected prostitute who meets a guy who digs that stuff they travel around and then he leaves and she meets a sponsor in the US who dosen't know her symptoms and marries her and they live happliy ever after ....for about four more years.

Do you have pics?

I think Speilberg has already bought the movie rights..................... Calling it "Saving Bar-girl Apple". Tom hanks is lined up to play the Hiv BG. 5555555

Oscer talk already!

[D`OH! MER]

Originally Posted by seaniy

Hi i hope i manage to trim this down so as not to become tiresome,i anticipate the responce allready "no you failed mate "
I stayed in the luxurious Rajah for 5wks Aug despite what people say i enjoye the decrepit timewarp aspect,the boy on site there seemed to be
working 22hrs,the lady running floor 7 seemed to sleep on site and nothing was ever too much trouble,the Eastern european girls where parked up also
same floor,lost a bit of time in there company talking and laughing at some of
the antics they experiance.Bit of a grave yard existence but nostalgic,i awoke many a nights saturated beleaving i was previously a tunnel rat.
Anyway for all the choice in the vicinity,Plaza,carpark,annies blah blah yak yak i met the scruffiest and most troubled lady on soi4 i would bye her drinks
from the st vendors then take her for foods,after 7 11 iwould drop her Lumphini Park.Every morning she would be sat outside and i would take her
to the the food cart,some days she was the only reason i would exit the hotel
she must have lost hours but was allways upbeat and philosophical about her situation.
Iknow now her "friend" Noi introduced herself ,she possesed imppecable english and also not typicaly Thai in apearence she was wearing a massive attitude and ajoke bra to match,the 1st thing she said to me was "your an ugly bastard"arent you?,she also seemed to be experiencing abit of a recession.eventualy and obviously Kai was transported to Lumphini Park on a more permanent basis by Noi.Consequently and unwittingly i aquired a room
mate, apparentley she said the Rajah was aformer hospital and also built on a grave yard "not good we stay here",so we went traveling for 1 month so scared was i.
I was aware she had a 64 years american poncer,who was some kind of authority on HIV and that was is business in Thailand she also said he was
due in Bangkok shortly.She seemed reluctant but i sugested it was propably best to go back.I was anticipating my departure in Hualamphong when she
presented her knowing self "come monkey boy i have taxi .
We arrived Soi4 5am Kai was sat defeated and beaten looking outside subway
Noi starts rattling on about what such agood time she has had blah blah yak yak,she charged off towards her card reading friends there was alot of laughter and a familiar feel that i was propably the turn,i could still see Kai.
Noi translated for me that what they where saying is "Kai have biggest problem HIV" she had told me already her problems.
I insisted the next day that she was to meet the USA man in Gullivers,she said i must also come along just incase he doesnt arrive,he did and i found myself some distance away,when i had the oppurtunity i told her i would move on and good luck,however we found ourselves in the same room cockadoodle doo time.Iwill fast forward as only a real pro can walk away unscathed.Alot of shit happened.
Back in the UK i received all the familiar heart renching txts emails,contemplated my futile meaningless exhistence at one point,very close to the edge ha.Then i received an unexpected email from the USA man requisting my opinion on her suitability as awife?and where exactly was i stacked in relation to her life?
"ething no where "i told him i was a puff and that our relationship was purely platonic just travel companions.
Imade Noi aware of the correspondence i was having with USA and unintentionaly found myself medeating for a period of 3 months they are now married and living in Khon Khaen happily,iam happy for them but unhappy i was distracted from my friendship with Kai the simplicity of friendship

Superb.......... The Best Laugh i`ve had in a long time
What in hell is he on about...........!

[BigGuySten]

hmm... didn't get the point)

Originally Posted by seaniy

Hi i hope i manage to trim this down so as not to become tiresome,i anticipate the responce allready "no you failed mate "
I stayed in the luxurious Rajah for 5wks Aug despite what people say i enjoye the decrepit timewarp aspect,the boy on site there seemed to be
working 22hrs,the lady running floor 7 seemed to sleep on site and nothing was ever too much trouble,the Eastern european girls where parked up also
same floor,lost a bit of time in there company talking and laughing at some of
the antics they experiance.Bit of a grave yard existence but nostalgic,i awoke many a nights saturated beleaving i was previously a tunnel rat.
Anyway for all the choice in the vicinity,Plaza,carpark,annies blah blah yak yak i met the scruffiest and most troubled lady on soi4 i would bye her drinks
from the st vendors then take her for foods,after 7 11 iwould drop her Lumphini Park.Every morning she would be sat outside and i would take her
to the the food cart,some days she was the only reason i would exit the hotel
she must have lost hours but was allways upbeat and philosophical about her situation.
Iknow now her "friend" Noi introduced herself ,she possesed imppecable english and also not typicaly Thai in apearence she was wearing a massive attitude and ajoke bra to match,the 1st thing she said to me was "your an ugly bastard"arent you?,she also seemed to be experiencing abit of a recession.eventualy and obviously Kai was transported to Lumphini Park on a more permanent basis by Noi.Consequently and unwittingly i aquired a room
mate, apparentley she said the Rajah was aformer hospital and also built on a grave yard "not good we stay here",so we went traveling for 1 month so scared was i.
I was aware she had a 64 years american poncer,who was some kind of authority on HIV and that was is business in Thailand she also said he was
due in Bangkok shortly.She seemed reluctant but i sugested it was propably best to go back.I was anticipating my departure in Hualamphong when she
presented her knowing self "come monkey boy i have taxi .
We arrived Soi4 5am Kai was sat defeated and beaten looking outside subway
Noi starts rattling on about what such agood time she has had blah blah yak yak,she charged off towards her card reading friends there was alot of laughter and a familiar feel that i was propably the turn,i could still see Kai.
Noi translated for me that what they where saying is "Kai have biggest problem HIV" she had told me already her problems.
I insisted the next day that she was to meet the USA man in Gullivers,she said i must also come along just incase he doesnt arrive,he did and i found myself some distance away,when i had the oppurtunity i told her i would move on and good luck,however we found ourselves in the same room cockadoodle doo time.Iwill fast forward as only a real pro can walk away unscathed.Alot of shit happened.
Back in the UK i received all the familiar heart renching txts emails,contemplated my futile meaningless exhistence at one point,very close to the edge ha.Then i received an unexpected email from the USA man requisting my opinion on her suitability as awife?and where exactly was i stacked in relation to her life?
"ething no where "i told him i was a puff and that our relationship was purely platonic just travel companions.
Imade Noi aware of the correspondence i was having with USA and unintentionaly found myself medeating for a period of 3 months they are now married and living in Khon Khaen happily,iam happy for them but unhappy i was distracted from my friendship with Kai the simplicity of friendship