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12-07-2006, 11:29
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son of a terrorist who-are
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12-07-2006, 13:16
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He said, "Help! Help! I swallowed my chewing gum. It's lodged in my windpipe and I'm choking to death." Thanks to the quick action by Zidane, who saved the man's life by executing a little-known, but highly effective, French version of the Heimlich maneuver, a horrible tragedy was averted.
Of course, when the red flag went down, the ungrateful Materazzi had a different story to tell. And, Zidane, thinking he had been conned by the Italian, figured the terrorist excuse sounded a bit more timely, more believable, and less embarrassing to himself!
BTW, did you hear that Zidane was arrested last night outside the nightclub in Rome where the Italian team was celebrating, and found to have plastic explosives strapped around his belly!  Italian police said he was quite distraught when taken into custody, and quoted him as saying, "When you blow a 1-0 lead in the World Cup finals, what is the point of going on?" 
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13-07-2006, 04:00
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in poor taste I know......but it was reported here that it was his mum that had the explosives taped to her body.....the police apparently had a tip off from a famous italian footballer whose name sounds like a very fast car.....55555
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13-07-2006, 04:16
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Zidane said that Materazzi insulted his Mom and Sister.
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13-07-2006, 16:05
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Zidane said that Materazzi insulted his Mom and Sister.
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Materazzi denies that, He says, "Never, You know me. You know that mothers are sacred to me!" Coming from an Italian, I could almost believe it! 
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14-07-2006, 03:49
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Materazzi denies that, He says, "Never, You know me. You know that mothers are sacred to me!" Coming from an Italian, I could almost believe it! 
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ah yes and if you look closely at the replays you'll be able to see the little pink pigs flying by......55555
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14-07-2006, 04:03
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ah yes and if you look closely at the replays you'll be able to see the little pink pigs flying by......55555
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Zidanes's parents were Algerian and that is where the terrorist references are coming from because of what has happened between France and some of their former African colonies.
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14-07-2006, 17:49
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This is the latest from here:
Since Sunday evening the whole World has been debating what Italian
defender Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane to make the retiring
Frenchman react in the way he did. The French captain, in his last ever
professional game, thrust his head into Materezzi's chest in Sunday's
World Cup Final resulting in a red card and shame for Zidane. Today,
with the help of Italian lip-reader Arturo Belladini, we can reveal what
drove Zidane to self destruct;
Materazzi was seen to hold Zidane's shirt on the edge of the penalty box
in extra-time at which point Zidane said
"if you want my shirt so bad you can have it"
Materazzi responded
"I dont want your shirt you m***** f*****. you're a f****** old man"
As they jog away Zidane is seen to laugh at this and it is unclear how
he responded due to him having his back to the TV camera
Materazzi then hit a volley of abuse
"you should've quit 2 years ago, you're a f****** has-been"
"m***** f*****! your mum is a f****** muslim terrorist and you are to,
f*** you old man f*** you"
"old man, this arena is not for you anymore m***** f****. Your sister is
a ***** and the whole Italian team has f***** her"
"f*** off you bald c*nt"
Zidane carries on jogging away
"you are only good enough for Aberdeen" It's at this very point Zidane
turned and head-butted him.
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17-07-2006, 03:57
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55555..............Good one Si..............now I can truly empathise with Zidane.......
I knew he must have said something truly unspeakable to Ziz........to mention Aberdeen........well it's just unforgivable............55555
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