The Premiership and Cup predictions thread.

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With the new season almost upon us I thought I’d give us the opportunity to make our predictions here.

I’m starting with:

Arsenal vs Fulham: Hmmm, a tight one: 1-0

Aston Villa vs Liverpool: another tight one but Liverpool will snatch it: 0-1

Bolton vs Newcastle: Interesting with Fat Sam an’ all that, but with Joey Barton out and Sam just arrived: 2-0

Chelsea vs Birmingham: this one’s gonna be 2-0 or 3-0

Derby vs Portsmouth: don’t fancy Derby at all and think they’ll be relegated: 0-2

Everton vs Wigan: Boring: 1-1

Man Utd vs Reading: Ooooh, ummm 0-1….no, wait 4-1……..errr, I don’t know, sod-it: 1-0

Middlesbro' vs Blackburn: Boring: 1-1

Sunderland vs Tottenham. This one’s gonna be a cracker, it’ll be 3-3 or 3-4 or 4-3

West Ham vs Man City: Easy 0-5.

Now, the Charity Shield. United, I think, are gonna thrash Chelsea by 2 or 3 goals in revenge for the FA Cup. SAF just seems to have done so much more this summer.